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lakesyaknow

It wasn't necessarily a choke but...

Jan 24, 2010 21:53

Sven is curled in a ball on his couch, sobbing into his knees. He chucks his remote at the tv and continues his bad mood. The New Orleans Saints beat the Vikings 31-28, and it was neck and neck throughout the game...but sadly this wasn't enough.

"I hope Eli kicks yer ass you bastards!"

He manages to blurt out between small sobs, taking a giant ( Read more... )

sven is made of fail, this is all favres fault

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southburgh January 25 2010, 04:00:38 UTC

[He waltzes pass the room, whistling "Saint go marching in", donning a Reggie Bush Jersey. He then stops once he hears crying.]

What's ya problem, miss. [Yes, he thinks Sven is a woman.]

lakesyaknow January 25 2010, 04:09:24 UTC

He doesn't even want to look

Vikings lost...

southburgh January 25 2010, 04:13:35 UTC

Oh, didn't know girls watched football. [He takes a sip of cola, cocking his head slightly.]

lakesyaknow January 25 2010, 04:15:52 UTC

He buries his hands in his face

I-I'm n-not a g-girl....

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devilwentdownto January 25 2010, 04:25:16 UTC

He jumps slightly when he chucks the remote.
Sven?

lakesyaknow January 25 2010, 04:30:03 UTC

He burrows himself into Will's shoulder

M' never gonna make it to the superbowl...

devilwentdownto January 25 2010, 04:31:08 UTC

He bites back a choke, wrapping an arm around Sven.
A-ah'm... sorry darlin'... M-maybe next year?

lakesyaknow January 25 2010, 04:33:08 UTC

He backs off slightly
no...I'm starting to think I'm just cursed...

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hoosier_state January 25 2010, 04:34:05 UTC

[He's doing a little song and dance into Sven's room. The Colts did everything but make the Jets say uncle today, he's a happy guy.]
We're going to the superbowl, we're going to the superboooowl~♪

lakesyaknow January 25 2010, 04:37:09 UTC

Cue most pathetic looking face you've ever seen

C-c-congrats

hoosier_state January 25 2010, 04:44:18 UTC

[If he can't recognize that look a mile away, you don't have to tell him a thing. His mood is instantaneously soured and he throws his party hat on the floor. He flops down next to Sven to join him in his funk, after all his interest in football is 100% gone now. The Colts going to the Superbowl doesn't matter anymore; who cares now since they're going against the Saints?]

Awww nuts, nevermind.

lakesyaknow January 25 2010, 04:46:45 UTC

He hugs him tightly, still teary eyed

Good luck...

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fixed /fails fourlakes January 25 2010, 05:52:20 UTC

[ Suddenly, a wild Madison appears: What will you do? ]

And so - Favre throws away a super opportunity ... again!

lakesyaknow January 25 2010, 05:57:51 UTC

He's cursed...never should have let him join....

fourlakes January 25 2010, 08:00:25 UTC

Weren't ya the one who was begging for him in the first place?

[ Sorry, Green Bay might be still raging in his room with anguish, so have a happy little Madison taking his place. She's so happy at your failure she's collecting it. ] How many times was it now... ? Hmm... How does that song go? I think ya got to change the lyrics to 'five times' now, don't ya?

lakesyaknow January 25 2010, 16:38:45 UTC

And to engage in this discussion, he chucks a pillow at you. He hopes it hits your head but it will probably miss you entirely.

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gateway2thewest January 25 2010, 16:46:17 UTC

[ Oh, for the love of... Throwing a pillow at his face is something like coddling, right? ]

I hope you aren't balling your eyes out 'cause of one measly loss.

lakesyaknow January 25 2010, 20:43:32 UTC

Yes I am and there's nothin' wrong with that...

He's taking that pillow for his tears now.