They called you a traitor, and they cut off your ties to the south...

Jun 28, 2008 15:21

lakerdonald (3:12:20 PM): i joined the albany,ny network on facebook, step 1 to cutting off ties to the south
hindenstapler (3:12:33 PM): haha
hindenstapler (3:12:39 PM): the south will rise again
lakerdonald (3:12:53 PM): yeah i actually don't want to cut off ties to the south, just wanted to quote bear v shark
lakerdonald (3:13:10 PM): when written like that, bear v shark takes on the weight of a hefty supreme court case
hindenstapler (3:13:19 PM): yeah
hindenstapler (3:13:29 PM): with some landmark decision
lakerdonald (3:14:13 PM): In the landmark case of Bear v. Shark, Justice Souter remarked in his written opinion that, quote, "In a battle between a bear and a shark, Wolverine would win."
hindenstapler (3:14:33 PM): like I cite the case of bear v. shark, in which we all remember it was found legal to mourn the death of an association of individuals even when none of the actual individuals has perished
lakerdonald (3:14:50 PM): haha
lakerdonald (3:14:59 PM): a triumphant day for erich meister indeed
lakerdonald (3:15:07 PM): either way though
lakerdonald (3:15:09 PM): wolverine wins.
hindenstapler (3:15:56 PM): Mr. Erich Meister was later spotted outside the courthouse enjoying his first taste of freedom by setting up a makeshift shrine in memory
lakerdonald (3:16:02 PM): haha
lakerdonald (3:17:27 PM): he was later arrested however, for indecent exposure and lewd/lascivious activity, when he was caught masturbating while reading the liner notes to the monumental 2003 album "Right Now, You're In The Best of Hands. And If Something Isn't Quite Right, Your Doctor Will Know in a Hurry"
lakerdonald (3:18:30 PM): a shameful day for all associated with this truly remarkable legal battle.
hindenstapler (3:18:46 PM): Back to you at the desk chip
lakerdonald (3:18:49 PM): when asked to comment, mr. meister's attorney wolverine declined to comment
hindenstapler (3:19:31 PM): he said only, "RRAGGHH" and sliced the microphone in half with his impressive adamantuim claws
lakerdonald (3:20:31 PM): well dave, i think the lesson here is that Lysergic Acid Diethylamide is NEVER a good idea. Chip Chippy, Fox 13. Magazine.
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