Confucious say...
My fortune cookie at lunch today said,
"Someone is interested in you. Keep your eyes open."
I don't usually put much credence in those things.
But I've heard they come true if you add
these words to the end of every fortune:
"...in bed"
So I have a two-part fortune:
1. "Someone is interested in me...in bed"
AND
2. "Keep my eyes open...in bed"
That second one is a tough order, since ALL I do in bed these days is SLEEP,
and I won't be doing much of THAT with my eyes open!
Nah, those things are never right.
"Someone is interested in you. Keep your eyes open."
I don't usually put much credence in those things.
But I've heard they come true if you add
these words to the end of every fortune:
"...in bed"
So I have a two-part fortune:
1. "Someone is interested in me...in bed"
AND
2. "Keep my eyes open...in bed"
That second one is a tough order, since ALL I do in bed these days is SLEEP,
and I won't be doing much of THAT with my eyes open!
Nah, those things are never right.