Desmond! and oldschool internet fun!
I would like my baby to emerge already so doing tasks such as homework and checking my email at the computer become less of a terribly uncomfortable hassle. He's been growing a lot this month, I just hope his size doesn't exceed the dimensions in which i'll be able to pop him out normally. Since as far as my body is concerned I've been the thinnest I've been in years, except for the extreme imbalance of weight in my midsection. they say if anything, you need to gain 17-19 pounds because the weight of all the baby-related things weigh that much. I have gained 17lbs, so I'll probably gain another 5 or so at least in the next two months as long as he gets at least a half pound a week.
In other news, my old friend of years ago Adam had a screen name he and I would speak to each other on. It appears maybe his name has lapsed? It has been overtaken by a bot. I'm pretty sure this name was his. I've heard the same bot script before, but apparently it ends before you really get to have fun since the bot's speech doesn't last too long. oh well, enjoy.
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foreveralone1389: hey!
Lak: good morning.
"foreveralone1389 (foreveralone1389)" signed on at Fri Jul 15 06:27:43 2011.
foreveralone1389: Hey what's up? 23/F here. u?
Lak: Seems marginally abrupt for such an early morning. The Screen name seems familiar however.
foreveralone1389: Hmm. Have we chattted before?
Lak: the name seems familiar to me.
foreveralone1389: Oh sorrrry. l waasnt sure. Butt anywayyyssss.. What r u up to?
Lak: Digitally painting trees in photoshop.
foreveralone1389: No sorry not on here
Lak: oh. well, that is literally the task I'm doing right now.
foreveralone1389: Oooo. lm Iike sooooo bored.
foreveralone1389: Hey l got a idea.. lma get on my web-cam. Do u wanna watcch?
Lak: not particularly.
foreveralone1389: Yeah? Ok u do have to siggnup for freee cause its settup thru this site so that l cant be recorrded. Ok?
Lak: nah, I'd prefer to record and illegally distribute it.
foreveralone1389: K babbe. lt's super simplIe
foreveralone1389: http://verifiedcams.com/3/nikki goo there then at the top of the pagge cIlick on the goIld buttton up at the top that says JOlIN FREE. K?
Lak: I was hoping we had more time to bot chat. I havent been messaged by a bot for like 8 years.
foreveralone1389: NO i am not a bot
Lak: fine, an automatron.
foreveralone1389: AlIso when you signuup it wilI ask for a creddit card to veriffy your age.
foreveralone1389: lt wiIl not charge the carrd at alI. Not even a pennny. Ilts just to make sure that u r over 18. AIriight?
Lak: that seems like something that a dirty automatron would say
foreveralone1389: K. When you get finisshed and lIogged in then vieew my camm and we can have some fuuunnnn!!!
Lak: I like using my imagination though. for instance, I would rather pretend you have 5 vaginas. and I'll just be too disappointed when I see you don't. that, and when you steal my identity.
foreveralone1389: lf you tip me some goId or join me in privte l wilI do anythinng you ask me too.
foreveralone1389: l mean ANYTHlING babe :-X
Lak: will you grow 4 additional vaginas?
foreveralone1389: Iets taIlk on the site when you get in. Hurry up im ready to plIay.
Lak: I want a commitment on the spontaneous growth of 4 additional vaginas.
Lak: you do realize you stole adam's screen name and are essentially making a poor attempt to harvest credit information from his graveyard of a friends list?
Lak: Automatron! Please respond! Grow 4 more vaginas so I can give you all my credit info like a chump!
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I miss bots.
-Lak
In other news, my old friend of years ago Adam had a screen name he and I would speak to each other on. It appears maybe his name has lapsed? It has been overtaken by a bot. I'm pretty sure this name was his. I've heard the same bot script before, but apparently it ends before you really get to have fun since the bot's speech doesn't last too long. oh well, enjoy.
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foreveralone1389: hey!
Lak: good morning.
"foreveralone1389 (foreveralone1389)" signed on at Fri Jul 15 06:27:43 2011.
foreveralone1389: Hey what's up? 23/F here. u?
Lak: Seems marginally abrupt for such an early morning. The Screen name seems familiar however.
foreveralone1389: Hmm. Have we chattted before?
Lak: the name seems familiar to me.
foreveralone1389: Oh sorrrry. l waasnt sure. Butt anywayyyssss.. What r u up to?
Lak: Digitally painting trees in photoshop.
foreveralone1389: No sorry not on here
Lak: oh. well, that is literally the task I'm doing right now.
foreveralone1389: Oooo. lm Iike sooooo bored.
foreveralone1389: Hey l got a idea.. lma get on my web-cam. Do u wanna watcch?
Lak: not particularly.
foreveralone1389: Yeah? Ok u do have to siggnup for freee cause its settup thru this site so that l cant be recorrded. Ok?
Lak: nah, I'd prefer to record and illegally distribute it.
foreveralone1389: K babbe. lt's super simplIe
foreveralone1389: http://verifiedcams.com/3/nikki goo there then at the top of the pagge cIlick on the goIld buttton up at the top that says JOlIN FREE. K?
Lak: I was hoping we had more time to bot chat. I havent been messaged by a bot for like 8 years.
foreveralone1389: NO i am not a bot
Lak: fine, an automatron.
foreveralone1389: AlIso when you signuup it wilI ask for a creddit card to veriffy your age.
foreveralone1389: lt wiIl not charge the carrd at alI. Not even a pennny. Ilts just to make sure that u r over 18. AIriight?
Lak: that seems like something that a dirty automatron would say
foreveralone1389: K. When you get finisshed and lIogged in then vieew my camm and we can have some fuuunnnn!!!
Lak: I like using my imagination though. for instance, I would rather pretend you have 5 vaginas. and I'll just be too disappointed when I see you don't. that, and when you steal my identity.
foreveralone1389: lf you tip me some goId or join me in privte l wilI do anythinng you ask me too.
foreveralone1389: l mean ANYTHlING babe :-X
Lak: will you grow 4 additional vaginas?
foreveralone1389: Iets taIlk on the site when you get in. Hurry up im ready to plIay.
Lak: I want a commitment on the spontaneous growth of 4 additional vaginas.
Lak: you do realize you stole adam's screen name and are essentially making a poor attempt to harvest credit information from his graveyard of a friends list?
Lak: Automatron! Please respond! Grow 4 more vaginas so I can give you all my credit info like a chump!
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I miss bots.
-Lak