The movements were beautiful all in your ovaries.
I am so tired of all the drama that consumes
The Convention Grill.
It would be one thing if we were all
young adults and
teenagers
but we vary from ages 14-70!
Why did I ever sleep with the
cook?
Why did I get all the shifts
that Kevin works?
Why does Kathy take other peoples'
tables without asking?
Why does Leticia think that I want
to take her man when I just
ask him for my large basket of fries?
This means nothing to all of you
but it sure does mean a great deal to me.
I was just talking to this guy online
who was on my buddy list
and he called me lazy for not checking
my friend requests on myspace?
and basically told me
that I was a bad person.
I killed him with kindness and
managed to piss him off even more.
The moral of the story is
stay away from those creeps on
myspace.com
because they will insult you
and assume anything.
I leave for Amsterdam in 8 days. Pow!
The song Breakdown by Jack Johnson isn't half bad.