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I’ve been it a bit of a writing funk. Things are happening, some of it has even been interesting...sorta, but I just haven’t been able to put it all down for some reason.
Two mildly amusing stories
Yesterday my boss and I were in the shop just telling war stories. An older lady knocks on the door and tells my boss about how some things need to be adjusted and blah blah blah. Anyway she’s an older, somewhat prim and proper woman and then all of the sudden she says: “What’s up with that shit?”
My boss replies “I have no idea what’s up with that shit.”
Fowl-mouthed old ladies are funny. I don’t know why.
I shop at Wal-Mart. It’s the only grocery store between work and the house so it wins by default. I don’t like it, but I deal. Typically I stop by on the way home from work to buy diapers, food, whatever. I also tend to forget to take my hospital badge off. You can probably guess that I get lots of “do you work here?” questions. No word of a lie I got asked 3 times in one visit. I’m not wearing the snazzy blue vest, hell my badge actually looks nothing like the Wal-Mart one, but still they ask. Sometimes I tell people I do work there and when they ask me where something is I send them to the wrong place.
Muwuhahahahahahaha!!!!!
Two mildly amusing stories
Yesterday my boss and I were in the shop just telling war stories. An older lady knocks on the door and tells my boss about how some things need to be adjusted and blah blah blah. Anyway she’s an older, somewhat prim and proper woman and then all of the sudden she says: “What’s up with that shit?”
My boss replies “I have no idea what’s up with that shit.”
Fowl-mouthed old ladies are funny. I don’t know why.
I shop at Wal-Mart. It’s the only grocery store between work and the house so it wins by default. I don’t like it, but I deal. Typically I stop by on the way home from work to buy diapers, food, whatever. I also tend to forget to take my hospital badge off. You can probably guess that I get lots of “do you work here?” questions. No word of a lie I got asked 3 times in one visit. I’m not wearing the snazzy blue vest, hell my badge actually looks nothing like the Wal-Mart one, but still they ask. Sometimes I tell people I do work there and when they ask me where something is I send them to the wrong place.
Muwuhahahahahahaha!!!!!