THINGS I OUGHT TO DO IN THE NEXT YEAR:
pierce septum/nose
learn to phase in/out of the British accent
go full blonde
ribs tattoo
commit to exercising and eating healthily
get a job
send home letters/postcards/gifts
go to New York on my own money
embrace a middle-parting (half done)
build DVD collection
buy wellies
learn to cook
protect my mugs/cups
try to enjoy wine/champagne
invest in a leather jacket and uggs
tan on a lawn
eat fries on car hood at night
Yeah my nose can be potato-like at times,
SO FUCKING WHAT.