I swear, I say
Psychoanalyze yourself. Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means.
1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
- Matt or Matthew
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
- A koala
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
- I squeal, because it is cute, and it looks at me inquisitively
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it.
- Big, brick, and all southern-plantation-like, without the racism and heat
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
- Yes
6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?
- I see a bowl of fresh fruit, a napping cat (Socrates), and friends on chairs around the table
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
- A styrofoam cup
8. What do you do with the cup?
- Pick it uo and recycle it, durr
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?
- a creek (pronounced "crick") like behind Grammy's house
10. How will you cross the water?
- taking my time and being careful, but walking and having fun
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Now don't read this next part until you've finished answering the above questions.
1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
- they're pretty important, yeah
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
- koalas are small, I saw one yesterday
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
- I squeal at my problems?
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
- yeAH, plantation sized
5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
- True dat
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
- I'm pretty damned happy then
7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
- Errrrrrrr.....
8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude.
- I recycle my love?
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
- Hey, that thing FLOODS.
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
- I agree with Ali, I SWIM in that thing.
1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
- Matt or Matthew
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
- A koala
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
- I squeal, because it is cute, and it looks at me inquisitively
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it.
- Big, brick, and all southern-plantation-like, without the racism and heat
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
- Yes
6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?
- I see a bowl of fresh fruit, a napping cat (Socrates), and friends on chairs around the table
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
- A styrofoam cup
8. What do you do with the cup?
- Pick it uo and recycle it, durr
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?
- a creek (pronounced "crick") like behind Grammy's house
10. How will you cross the water?
- taking my time and being careful, but walking and having fun
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Now don't read this next part until you've finished answering the above questions.
1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
- they're pretty important, yeah
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
- koalas are small, I saw one yesterday
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
- I squeal at my problems?
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
- yeAH, plantation sized
5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
- True dat
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
- I'm pretty damned happy then
7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
- Errrrrrrr.....
8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude.
- I recycle my love?
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
- Hey, that thing FLOODS.
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
- I agree with Ali, I SWIM in that thing.