sun = death
i went to the beach on saturday
as much fun as it was at the time
i am now damaged goods
the sun has penetrated my every skin cell
my every muscle and tendon
and has reaked havok in my joints
and has caused me to take two days off work
i had this great idea to roll from the top of the dunes to the water
tuff times
my skin feels fucken awesome. if you want to try it sometime heres the recipe
take flesh, muscle and bone
heat at 36* under grill for approximately 1 hour
soak in salt water
again heat under grill at 36* for approximately one hour 15 minutes
once flesh is pink rub in sand with a dash of salt to taste until tiny red dots appear
for chrispy skin please heat for further 30 minutes
if anyone would like to join me in my mission of destroying the sun
please call me on 6669 666 669
as much fun as it was at the time
i am now damaged goods
the sun has penetrated my every skin cell
my every muscle and tendon
and has reaked havok in my joints
and has caused me to take two days off work
i had this great idea to roll from the top of the dunes to the water
tuff times
my skin feels fucken awesome. if you want to try it sometime heres the recipe
take flesh, muscle and bone
heat at 36* under grill for approximately 1 hour
soak in salt water
again heat under grill at 36* for approximately one hour 15 minutes
once flesh is pink rub in sand with a dash of salt to taste until tiny red dots appear
for chrispy skin please heat for further 30 minutes
if anyone would like to join me in my mission of destroying the sun
please call me on 6669 666 669