Kimbo Slice!
Last night after I journaled I had a hunch that I should turn on the baseball game... it just suddenly occurred to me that Manny might hit his 500th home run in the next ten minutes. And he did! Hurrah!
Then as I was about to be a good kid and do some stuff for studio, Tim came home with Matt and Billy. They wanted to watch UFC (which I actually do like... I just don't watch it when my brothers aren't home because its not fun to watch alone) because this CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY guy named KIMBO SLICE who is pretty much a badassmotherfuckercrazyassmonster. He got famous off of YouTube because he posted videos of himself beating the crap out of other people in fights... and so UFC was like, "dude. come fight." Kimbo Slice is a giant black man with a crazy crazy beard and gold teeth. All the other fighters have styles like "muay tai" or "judo" or something fancy and legit (ufc is mixed fighting style) and do you know what Kimbo Slice's style is? BRAWLING. Yeah. They listed his fighting style as BRAWLING. He is awesome.
Anyways, we watched that and I saw the most DISGUSTING thing ever. I can take blood! I can! It doesn't disturb me much. But the crazy British guy who he was fighting, who was even MORE giant and also crazy but somehow not as frightening, had the biggest cauliflower ear ever. Ever. So so so gross. And I thought to myself "Why didn't he drain it? It's gonna get smashed open! EW!" and wouldn't you know it... Kimbo Slice punched him right in the ear in the third round and it broke open. It was SO GROSS!!!! AHHGHGHGH So disgusting.
Kimbo won needless to say... When the other guy had him in fancy grabs and whatever Kimbo's response was not to break the grab but to do something insane like merely ROLL OVER like the other guy was a small child... or like when he was caught in a bad position in the second round where his opponent was able to punch him in the head over and over again, Kimbo simply lay there and waited a minute and a half for the round to end (whilst being punched in the head) so that he could begin the next round on his feet. He makes a mockery of mixed martial arts... but... I don't care.
Nuts.
Anyways, Matt sat with me and before Kimbo's fight we discussed Gluck's Meadowlands... and him/billy/tim ate food they got at Deary's (where Matt works).
Then we watched Alien Lockdown for a minute or two and billy/matt left because billy had early work tomorrow.
Then I slept and today went to work... it was dull. Now I'm home and about to talk to my father on the phone in japan... and to eat!
By the way,
Don't mess with Kimbo Slice.
Then as I was about to be a good kid and do some stuff for studio, Tim came home with Matt and Billy. They wanted to watch UFC (which I actually do like... I just don't watch it when my brothers aren't home because its not fun to watch alone) because this CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY guy named KIMBO SLICE who is pretty much a badassmotherfuckercrazyassmonster. He got famous off of YouTube because he posted videos of himself beating the crap out of other people in fights... and so UFC was like, "dude. come fight." Kimbo Slice is a giant black man with a crazy crazy beard and gold teeth. All the other fighters have styles like "muay tai" or "judo" or something fancy and legit (ufc is mixed fighting style) and do you know what Kimbo Slice's style is? BRAWLING. Yeah. They listed his fighting style as BRAWLING. He is awesome.
Anyways, we watched that and I saw the most DISGUSTING thing ever. I can take blood! I can! It doesn't disturb me much. But the crazy British guy who he was fighting, who was even MORE giant and also crazy but somehow not as frightening, had the biggest cauliflower ear ever. Ever. So so so gross. And I thought to myself "Why didn't he drain it? It's gonna get smashed open! EW!" and wouldn't you know it... Kimbo Slice punched him right in the ear in the third round and it broke open. It was SO GROSS!!!! AHHGHGHGH So disgusting.
Kimbo won needless to say... When the other guy had him in fancy grabs and whatever Kimbo's response was not to break the grab but to do something insane like merely ROLL OVER like the other guy was a small child... or like when he was caught in a bad position in the second round where his opponent was able to punch him in the head over and over again, Kimbo simply lay there and waited a minute and a half for the round to end (whilst being punched in the head) so that he could begin the next round on his feet. He makes a mockery of mixed martial arts... but... I don't care.
Nuts.
Anyways, Matt sat with me and before Kimbo's fight we discussed Gluck's Meadowlands... and him/billy/tim ate food they got at Deary's (where Matt works).
Then we watched Alien Lockdown for a minute or two and billy/matt left because billy had early work tomorrow.
Then I slept and today went to work... it was dull. Now I'm home and about to talk to my father on the phone in japan... and to eat!
By the way,
Don't mess with Kimbo Slice.