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Crap! How the fuck did THAT happen?!
Fucking creepy assed mad scientist gets to come back to life cause the Lifestream decided he gave it indigestion? What the fuck is up with that?!
My friends... My family are still gone, and HE gets a second chance at life, just cause he's too fucking evil for the afterlife ( Read more... )
Fucking creepy assed mad scientist gets to come back to life cause the Lifestream decided he gave it indigestion? What the fuck is up with that?!
My friends... My family are still gone, and HE gets a second chance at life, just cause he's too fucking evil for the afterlife ( Read more... )
I think we found a common thread.
He's not the only thing alive again.
The people with Jenova influence can't die, it seems.
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You're shitting me right?
Please tell me you're shitting me. If what you say's true, then that means that Sephiroth.... And Jenova....
Fuck. As if I didn't have enough to worry about... I've already got my hands full keeping my new boss safe and sound from a totally different powerhungry psycho uberbitch bent on world destruction.
Damn.... Makes me glad I didn't bring Edea to the Planet when we started world hopping. I really don't like the idea of what might happen if the ultimate evils from two worlds decided to have a pow-wow together.
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Powerhungry psycho uberbitch?
Where are you? I have kids to keep safe.
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Wait... Kids? The conquering hero's gone all domestic? Well... Ain't that something?
Anyways, yeah, I gotta new boss. Makes sense since my last one was blown away to kingdom come and all the other Turks are pretty well Lifestream fodder, right? But we're not out to conquer the world or anything. She just wants to be left alone to fight this bitch sorceress named Ultimecia, and she needs me to keep her safe till she does.
And right now we're trekking through backwater Spira, so don't go worrying your chocobo feathered head about this problem becoming yours. It's all on me.
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There's not much in the hero business after all, right now. And, I wasn't much of one to begin with. I'm in Spira, now, attempting to get Evil Fucker away from the population.
That'll be a big fucking trip. I'm thinking Thunderplains.
Anyway, that new boss sounds like a real winner...but I have enough on my plate right now with Mommy's Little Boy.
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Man... The Thunderplains is my fav place in this whole backwater world too....
Why not take him to the Calm Lands, or Zanarkand instead? Or better yet, how about the middle of some sea monster infested ocean waters and let him become a meal to one of them?
Where the fuck are you now, and do you have a clue where he is, so I can steer Edea away from him? I'll be damned if I let another boss die before me.
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As for Edea, I was always under the impression that he liked to work alone, anyway. You know, a few minions to order around, and that's it.
I don't think you have anything to worry about.
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But I won't let that happen.... Just gotta be really careful from here on out while travelling.
Thanks for the head's up, though, Spikes. I appreciate it.
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