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Ilford Attack Stats
Formed:
29th June 2005
Split:
25th April 2010
Best Album:
'Clipped Millimes Pursuits Duellers' 7/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Infers' 8/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 29th April 2007.)
Records Sold:
2,064,969 in total (1,030,111 albums, 1,034,858 singles).
Reputation:
Indie
Groupies:
As a rather mean spirited practical joke cosinesky informed thetristero that they were pregnant with their child. thetristero suffered a mild stroke shortly afterwards.
Other'Parts Entopic Reworked' was denied airplay on MTV after the stations producers labeled the track as the most pretentious, worthless pile of shite since Paul McCartney's last solo single.
Ilford Attack Member Profiles
kryptonitekid
Without kryptonitekid, Ilford Attack would be a very different band. It is safe to say that kryptonitekid's vision and charisma shaped the band during their most vital periods.
aboutthat
aboutthat is technically gifted but lacks the creativity and originality of cult heroes like Hendrix and Satriani.
thetristero
thetristero is fairly competent when it comes to playing the bass. However thetristero spends too much time trying to emulate their influences.
enemabagjones
Throughout Ilford Attack's' career enemabagjones has been all to willing to fade into the background and let aboutthat and kryptonitekid take charge of the band's image. Because of this it is easy to overlook the drummer's positive contribution to the band.
wellofsilence
wellofsilence posseses a wealth of potential but rans the risk of never actualising it. They seem to spend more time in the tabloids with their latest criminal offence spread across the pages than at the keyboard practicing.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
19
Efficacy
Aug 2005
12
Hamperer Upgird Tiff Punkish
Nov 2005
7
Bop
Jan 2006
1
Infers
Apr 2007
1
Cripes
Jul 2007
2
Kudos Puttying Airiest Dampest Remise Contra
Jul 2007
3
Parts Entopic Reworked
Sep 2008
4
Skaldic
Nov 2008
7
Chooser Counting Maculae Grunted Nonprint
Jan 2009
2
Trigged
Feb 2009
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
22
Clipped Millimes Pursuits Duellers
Jun 2005
N/A
Frenum Celebs Betting Outdared
Mar 2007
1
Eductive Acmic
Jul 2008
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