Men's Urinals

[lagizma]

Men's urinals fascinate me. There, I've said it.

The highlight of my elementary school career was the day in second grade when Mrs. Biggs let all of the girls walk in and look at the boys' bathroom and all the boys scope out the girls bathroom. It was scandalously fascinating. Of course, Jeremy Freeman took it a little too far and actually used

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[choogy]

i always thought the ice in the urinal was a composition of urinal cakes in a fun shape. i never stopped to think that it was really ice. man i wish i had a penis.

[lagizma]

I so wish I had one. I want to pee in the woods and claim my territory.

But men's rooms usually smell really bad. I've used them before when the lines for the women's room are too long. They are always really smelly.

[zenithblue]

I'm really glad I'm not the only person in the world who has that "if I had a penis" thought from time to time. I'd totally pee everywhere, and maybe go try to get someone pregnant. It'd be rad.

Though there's a lot to be said for internalized genitalia. I've never gotten frostbite on my snatch while skiing, for example. I had an ex-boyfriend with a very unpleasant experience in that department.

Not the snatch department. The frostbite department. Just to be clear.

[sliding_doors]

i'd cocksmack people all the time if i had a penis.

it would be awesome

^^

[helpimarock]

ROFL. Oh.. my.. god.
And you worked the word 'rad' in there too. You win.

::adds zenithblue::

[zenithblue]

Baby, you had me at the Ween icon. ;)

::adds back::

[blozor]

"I'd totally pee everywhere, and maybe go try to get someone pregnant."

I thought about saying this earlier, but I didn't because it would make people look at me funny, but what the hell. People look at me funny anyway. The problem is that most people rarely know if I'm joking or not. I just like to throw bizarre things out there to see how people respond. All that being said, take the following any way you wish:

A woman being the father of another woman's baby? Totally hot.

[zenithblue]

Dude, you get no arguments from me on that quarter.