I just got into the weirdest conversation on #OKCupid.
I got this random question out of the blue from an :
Dec 16, 2013 - 7:46pm
Hey man can I ask advice?
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Dec 16, 2013 - 7:59pm
Um, sure?
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:00pm
Do you think a letter of reprimand is an appropriate or a harsh punishment for getting caught jerking off during sleeping hours in the bathroom while doing your one weekend a month obligation?
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:05pm
Were you on duty?
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:07pm
Was sleeping and woke up in middle of the night
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:17pm
It's probably against SOME regulation. I'd just eat it and keep my head down.
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:18pm
That's what I thought. Do you think they check bathrooms on purpose to catch people?
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:21pm
I wouldn't put it past some commanders.
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:22pm
I was caught red handed too
So no denying it
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:22pm
Red-handed red-headed stepchild. :(
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:23pm
I am a red head haha
So why wouldn't you put it past some commanders
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:24pm
Some just want to have everything locked down on their watch.
How much noise were you making?
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:25pm
Typical hand slapping jerking sounds
I mean not super loud, but would you know
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:27pm
So no moaning or knee knocking or foot stomping?
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:28pm
I thought I was alone so yea there was a little moaning
What guy doesn't moan
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:28pm
Do you talk dirty to yourself?
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:29pm
Lol no I wasn't that bad
Do you?
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:31pm
Oh man, you can't stop me.
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:32pm
Seriously?
What do you say?
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:34pm
I'm a big fan of "RAM IT IN MY ASS"
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:34pm
Why would you say that ha
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:35pm
The prostate is a sensitive organ, Doug.
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:35pm
Touché
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:38pm
Why would any commander care about this
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:42pm
They just try to be the biggest douchebag they can be.
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:42pm
Have you had any that enforced a no masturbation policy
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:43pm
Just in basic, not in Iraq.
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:48pm
How they enforce it in basic
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:55pm
Very sensitive microphones.
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:56pm
What are you talking about
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:57pm
Microphones to listen for grunting. I think they even had a semen-sniffing dog.
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:58pm
Are you for real?
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Dec 16, 2013 - 9:00pm
It was right after 9/11. It was a different time.
Dec 16, 2013 - 9:00pm
And how many got in trouble for it
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Dec 16, 2013 - 9:02pm
None after the first couple executions.
Dec 16, 2013 - 7:46pm
Hey man can I ask advice?
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Dec 16, 2013 - 7:59pm
Um, sure?
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:00pm
Do you think a letter of reprimand is an appropriate or a harsh punishment for getting caught jerking off during sleeping hours in the bathroom while doing your one weekend a month obligation?
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:05pm
Were you on duty?
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:07pm
Was sleeping and woke up in middle of the night
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:17pm
It's probably against SOME regulation. I'd just eat it and keep my head down.
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:18pm
That's what I thought. Do you think they check bathrooms on purpose to catch people?
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:21pm
I wouldn't put it past some commanders.
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:22pm
I was caught red handed too
So no denying it
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:22pm
Red-handed red-headed stepchild. :(
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:23pm
I am a red head haha
So why wouldn't you put it past some commanders
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:24pm
Some just want to have everything locked down on their watch.
How much noise were you making?
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:25pm
Typical hand slapping jerking sounds
I mean not super loud, but would you know
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:27pm
So no moaning or knee knocking or foot stomping?
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:28pm
I thought I was alone so yea there was a little moaning
What guy doesn't moan
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:28pm
Do you talk dirty to yourself?
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:29pm
Lol no I wasn't that bad
Do you?
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:31pm
Oh man, you can't stop me.
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:32pm
Seriously?
What do you say?
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:34pm
I'm a big fan of "RAM IT IN MY ASS"
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:34pm
Why would you say that ha
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:35pm
The prostate is a sensitive organ, Doug.
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:35pm
Touché
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:38pm
Why would any commander care about this
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:42pm
They just try to be the biggest douchebag they can be.
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:42pm
Have you had any that enforced a no masturbation policy
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:43pm
Just in basic, not in Iraq.
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:48pm
How they enforce it in basic
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:55pm
Very sensitive microphones.
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:56pm
What are you talking about
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Dec 16, 2013 - 8:57pm
Microphones to listen for grunting. I think they even had a semen-sniffing dog.
Dec 16, 2013 - 8:58pm
Are you for real?
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Dec 16, 2013 - 9:00pm
It was right after 9/11. It was a different time.
Dec 16, 2013 - 9:00pm
And how many got in trouble for it
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Dec 16, 2013 - 9:02pm
None after the first couple executions.