I’m going to open my eyes, and this is all going to be over.
Ready?
One . . . two . . . two and a half . . . twoandthreequarters . . . three.
. . . [There is silence, accompanied by several moments of harsh breathing.]
It won’t work! Why won’t it go away??
None of the numbers I’ve tried on this phone work either . . . Mooooou, what is this
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Like . . . bees?
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You're in Mayfield.
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You're kind of convincing.
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Right, this must be the whole other worlds I keep hearing things about.
Either that or you're straight up crazy.
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Who are you, going around telling people that they're crazy?
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Would you like to see a magic trick?
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Baby girl . . . ?
Um. Okay?
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I did it earlier. Before I went to bed.
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