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1st Joke | The Dick Van Joker show

Nov 12, 2011 02:04

[Action | 7135 Brooks Lane]

( Cut for all-drone household shenanigans. )

old-school tv show, intro, crime in the 1950s, abandon all hope ye who enter here, the joker arrives

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strike_you_out November 12 2011, 18:55:33 UTC

Operator speaking.

[How may he help you? Slugger heard Luke and the Riddler chatting with someone on the phone who is apparently bad news. They live in his house so he overhears things. More specifically, he overheard the name "Joker". Consider him curious.]

laff_a_lympics November 13 2011, 04:42:03 UTC

Oh yes, hello, operator? Could you connect me to The Batman, please?

strike_you_out November 13 2011, 04:48:44 UTC

Can't. He's gone.

laff_a_lympics November 13 2011, 04:50:10 UTC

Gone? Well, what happened to him? Did I kill him and not realize it?

[Because that would suck if the bat was dead in his dreams but he didn't even get to dream killing him.]

strike_you_out November 13 2011, 04:53:30 UTC

The town brainwashed him.

[And then Slugger triggered a killing spree.]

laff_a_lympics November 13 2011, 04:55:17 UTC

Brainwashed?

It'd take an industrial scrubber to wash that mess out! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

strike_you_out November 13 2011, 04:56:45 UTC

He thinks he's a real doctor now.

laff_a_lympics November 13 2011, 07:28:04 UTC

Boy this really isn't making any sense...and isn't even funny to boot.

Worst dream-operator ever!

strike_you_out November 13 2011, 17:07:16 UTC

You asked.

laff_a_lympics November 14 2011, 00:49:03 UTC

[Instead of hanging up the phone, the joker has just left it sitting off the hook. In the background, slugger might hear some distant giggling.]

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