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1st Joke | The Dick Van Joker show

Nov 12, 2011 02:04

[Action | 7135 Brooks Lane]

( Cut for all-drone household shenanigans. )

old-school tv show, intro, crime in the 1950s, abandon all hope ye who enter here, the joker arrives

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hintcoinplz November 12 2011, 08:18:37 UTC

...

You seem to be taking this awfully well.

laff_a_lympics November 12 2011, 08:36:14 UTC

[There's a long pause on Joker's end of the line.]

What's this? Responses on my dream phone? Hello, hello? Is this the operator? Can you connect me to Batman please?

hintcoinplz November 12 2011, 08:44:58 UTC

I'm not the operator and this isn't a dream, sir.

[A pause. That's the second time he's heard of this Batman.]

And you mean the man who dresses up like a giant bat to fight crime, right?

laff_a_lympics November 12 2011, 09:03:15 UTC

Indeed I do!

CRAZY, isn't it?? HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!

hintcoinplz November 12 2011, 09:09:06 UTC

[Luke briefly holds the phone away from his ears because ow.]

I...suppose.

Why don't you just ask for him yourself?

laff_a_lympics November 12 2011, 09:10:04 UTC

Ask him what?

hintcoinplz November 12 2011, 09:15:01 UTC

Uh...you did want to talk to him, didn't you? As long as you're talking into the phone, he can hear you if he's around.

[Of course Luke doesn't know Batman's been droned, but details.]

laff_a_lympics November 12 2011, 09:16:13 UTC

You're not even making sense, kiddo!

hintcoinplz November 12 2011, 09:21:00 UTC

...Oh, right. How silly of me.

This place is called Mayfield. We've all been kidnapped.

laff_a_lympics November 12 2011, 09:23:08 UTC

Oh, and the plot THICKENS!

That's boring, though. Why don't you SPICE it up a bit, okay??

hintcoinplz November 12 2011, 09:27:48 UTC

[Wait what.]

You...

You want me to...spice it up?

laff_a_lympics November 12 2011, 09:36:00 UTC

That's right, kid! Spice it up!

At least add a punchline! What's it worth if it isn't funny??

hintcoinplz November 12 2011, 09:45:43 UTC

You - you think this is supposed to be funny?! We've been kidnapped! This isn't a joke!

laff_a_lympics November 12 2011, 09:59:30 UTC

Getting a little bit uppity, aren't you kid?

Ohh, what fun! My dreams have even provided me kids who's faces I need to put a permanent smile on!!

Hoohohohohohoooooo!!!

hintcoinplz November 12 2011, 20:20:17 UTC

I'm not uppity!! I'm being serious here! Aren't you at all concerned about being kidnapped?!

laff_a_lympics November 13 2011, 04:35:28 UTC

If anyone could kidnap the Joker I'd say they've earned all the praise I can give!

Besides, what place on earth even looks like this anymore? Well, maybe all the cities in Utah, but that doesn't count!

Hahahahaha!!

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