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hintcoinplz November 12 2011, 08:18:37 UTC
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You seem to be taking this awfully well.

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laff_a_lympics November 12 2011, 08:36:14 UTC
[There's a long pause on Joker's end of the line.]

What's this? Responses on my dream phone? Hello, hello? Is this the operator? Can you connect me to Batman please?

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hintcoinplz November 12 2011, 08:44:58 UTC
I'm not the operator and this isn't a dream, sir.

[A pause. That's the second time he's heard of this Batman.]

And you mean the man who dresses up like a giant bat to fight crime, right?

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laff_a_lympics November 12 2011, 09:03:15 UTC
Indeed I do!

CRAZY, isn't it?? HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!

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[Phone] (I am regretting this, but...) forgotten_titan November 12 2011, 08:21:13 UTC
(When the phone had rang, she had picked it up automatically, just in case it had been the police calling to let her know she had been found, that everything was ok.

Instead, she heard that awful laugh.

She screamed and dropped the receiver on the ground, scrambling away from it like it's a dead body.

Everyone who's anyone from home will know who's got a laugh like that. And the fact that he was here, and that there was no Batman this time...)

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Never regret. laff_a_lympics November 12 2011, 08:37:28 UTC
HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!

Now that's more what my dreams are like! Screaming over the telephone!

Well, it's usually just screaming all over the place. Aren't you supposed to wake up when you realize you're having a dream?

Oh, what the hell. It's fun either way! It's even more of a joke when you realize you're dreaming!!

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She's going to lock her doors and windows tonight. forgotten_titan November 12 2011, 08:46:40 UTC
(No, this cannot be happening. This...this can't be it.

But who else can it be then?

Still, she has to ask. She HAS to know.

She crawls towards the receiver carefully, her whole body shaking. This is such a bad idea, she shouldn't do this, she should leave this to an adult...

...but if no one else knows about him, then it's only the right thing for her to find out more before she sends out the warning.

She slowly lifts the receiver up from the floor and places it just close enough for her voice to be heard.)

A-are you...are you...The Joker?

(Her voice is a mere whisper, quivering with fear.)

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Good thing he still thinks it's a dream right now. He'll just have to put her through hell later :3 laff_a_lympics November 12 2011, 09:05:09 UTC
Ohhh, even in my dreams I'm famous!

Why yes, the Clown Prince of crime, the Ace of Knaves, The Joker, at your service my dear!!

Hmmm...if this is a dream I should be able to fly and stuff, like that Superman character, right??

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[ phone ] notalwystrthful November 12 2011, 08:47:07 UTC
Well, aren't we loud today?

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[ phone ] laff_a_lympics November 12 2011, 09:05:58 UTC
Aren't we JUST??

I didn't think I could dream up so many different voices! Isn't that cute??

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[ phone ] notalwystrthful November 12 2011, 09:07:46 UTC
I regret to inform you that this isn't a dream. We're as real as you are, sir.

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[ phone ] laff_a_lympics November 12 2011, 09:12:52 UTC
That brings up a really good question! Is life just a dream? Can the people you imagine in your dreams think and feel?

Can they get a good joke?

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[Phone] puzzlerprince November 12 2011, 08:51:25 UTC
[...he's back. Not even a week after Batman winds up droned and he shows up? It only goes to show that this place has a sick sense of humor.]

...Joker.

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[Phone] laff_a_lympics November 12 2011, 09:06:55 UTC
Boy every dream-person just wants a piece of ol' Mr. J!

Hmmm...that voice sounds pretty familiar...

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puzzlerprince November 12 2011, 09:10:15 UTC
Dream...? This is no dream. [Though it's starting to resemble a nightmare.]

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laff_a_lympics November 12 2011, 09:14:13 UTC
I know I've heard that voice before!

Who is it...no, NO! Don't tell me! I'll get it eventually!

Two-face? No...not scratchy enough. Pengin? No, no, why would he talk to me, even in my dreams? If I had to talk to the Penguin it'd be more like a nightmare!

HAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Phone abravelikehero November 12 2011, 09:23:46 UTC
It's a lot like a TV show isn't it? It's kinda creepy in that sense. Though, I guess being on a TV show isn't much different then being in anything else. Though a game might be more fun, the kind with real progression at least. I'm not very good at Massively Multiplayer games.

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Re: Phone laff_a_lympics November 12 2011, 09:37:03 UTC
What the HELL are you talking about, boy??

I like your style! You're nearly as incomprehensible as I am!! HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

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Phone abravelikehero November 12 2011, 09:38:05 UTC
Everyone keeps saying that....

But um, welcome to Mayfield, I guess?

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Phone laff_a_lympics November 12 2011, 09:38:46 UTC
Mayfield??

So this IS Leave it to Beaver??

Gosh, Wally...isn't that copywrited??

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