Today's Special: Midterm Brain Scramble
Ah. AaaaaHHHH! Not so hard with the whisk! I have delicate brains!
The Midterm chef is quite heavy handed, if I do say...
So, my last one is tomorry -- the written italian exam. Not too bad. I literally made flashcards for four hours in Bobst library without realizing it. So, I took a dinner break needless to say. Am I crazy? How did I do that? I mean, flashcards? Oh, the crazy partying I'll tell my children about...
But I can tell them about the time I saw Heath Ledger and his girlfriend Michelle Williams on Broadway! It happened a few weeks ago on my way to class. I actually noticed her first, although I didn't recognize her. I was just thinking "Wow, she's a really really pregnant lady, and she's so pretty. Oh, she's holding hands with someone...he's really tall. Holy shit. Hole-y shit. That's Heath Ledger." I must have looked like a doofus, because I'm pretty sure I had my mouth open a foot wide. In fact, I was such a cod fish I didn't even stop them as they went by to get a handshake or autograph or something. Brilliant. But I saw Heath Ledger!
My training class has made my wee arms( and chest, glutes, quads, and shoulders...) sore. But I have a BICEP! This is amazing! When I flex, it actually looks likes I'm flexing. "Wonders of wonders, miracles of miracles" There are these three guys who are always at the gym on Tuesdays and Thursdays when I am, and then when I eat later I see them in Weinstein. The other day, they were sitting right behind me and I heard part of their conversation. I found it quite enlightening.
Raul: I think I'm going to get another burger
Mike: yeah, I might get two more, I'm trying to eat more protein from 6 to 8
Raul: oh yeah? cool Yeah I'm trying to do more combined triceps and deltoids on Wednesdays. It's really making a difference, my reps have gone up and I do 285... *continues as he walks away*
Allen: Hold up, I'm coming too. I want some cake.
Mike: You're getting cake?
Allen: Yeah, I saw some..
Mike: I don't eat cake anymore
Raul: Cake is bad for your pecs, yeah
Mike: I don't eat cake at all, I don't even know cake, what is cake? Cake? Who eats that shit anymore, I don't even know...
Okay I did go kinda Dane Cook on the last part. But such insight to the workings of the jock mind! Keep this in mind ladies as you explore the dating jungle.
But the best cafeteria quote of the week:
"Dude, she didn't even friend you on facebook, how are you going to sleep with her?!"
The Midterm chef is quite heavy handed, if I do say...
So, my last one is tomorry -- the written italian exam. Not too bad. I literally made flashcards for four hours in Bobst library without realizing it. So, I took a dinner break needless to say. Am I crazy? How did I do that? I mean, flashcards? Oh, the crazy partying I'll tell my children about...
But I can tell them about the time I saw Heath Ledger and his girlfriend Michelle Williams on Broadway! It happened a few weeks ago on my way to class. I actually noticed her first, although I didn't recognize her. I was just thinking "Wow, she's a really really pregnant lady, and she's so pretty. Oh, she's holding hands with someone...he's really tall. Holy shit. Hole-y shit. That's Heath Ledger." I must have looked like a doofus, because I'm pretty sure I had my mouth open a foot wide. In fact, I was such a cod fish I didn't even stop them as they went by to get a handshake or autograph or something. Brilliant. But I saw Heath Ledger!
My training class has made my wee arms( and chest, glutes, quads, and shoulders...) sore. But I have a BICEP! This is amazing! When I flex, it actually looks likes I'm flexing. "Wonders of wonders, miracles of miracles" There are these three guys who are always at the gym on Tuesdays and Thursdays when I am, and then when I eat later I see them in Weinstein. The other day, they were sitting right behind me and I heard part of their conversation. I found it quite enlightening.
Raul: I think I'm going to get another burger
Mike: yeah, I might get two more, I'm trying to eat more protein from 6 to 8
Raul: oh yeah? cool Yeah I'm trying to do more combined triceps and deltoids on Wednesdays. It's really making a difference, my reps have gone up and I do 285... *continues as he walks away*
Allen: Hold up, I'm coming too. I want some cake.
Mike: You're getting cake?
Allen: Yeah, I saw some..
Mike: I don't eat cake anymore
Raul: Cake is bad for your pecs, yeah
Mike: I don't eat cake at all, I don't even know cake, what is cake? Cake? Who eats that shit anymore, I don't even know...
Okay I did go kinda Dane Cook on the last part. But such insight to the workings of the jock mind! Keep this in mind ladies as you explore the dating jungle.
But the best cafeteria quote of the week:
"Dude, she didn't even friend you on facebook, how are you going to sleep with her?!"