Feb 16, 2004 23:00
"Fly, punk ass, fly" Dynamite Hack
I've been avoiding work. Eeek. One more thing, then I'll work. Yeah, so this other subschool aide 7th -- nice kid, but I don't know his name. I'll have to work on that. Anyway, we were talking about relationships. I said I had one real boyfriend, which is true. Back in the day, lol. Freshman year. wHAT A CRAZY BLAST. He was like "And?"
"That's it besides like little flirting stuff"
"Nah-uh. No way"
"Um, yeah. Kinda sucks."
"Why?"
"Things just never work" out..."
"Yeah, well, I had just one freshman year, too..."
"Oh?"
"It lasted for three years, so..."
"Oh, well then!"
He then told me to stop reading because I was smart enough already. I was reading the Ladies Home Jounral. If anything, I was getting stupider. I stopped though, because it was stupid. Just something to do. But um, yeah, I wish I could have a faithful lil guy buddy who sorta kinda finds me attractive. Be nice. So, besides like totally getting it on at NYLC (dude, smart guys like me, I think that's my problem. No wonder I haven't met anyoen at CHS)and random escapades like Tommy (eww eww), nada. Nyet. Kinda sad, even for a crazy girl.
But there are only a few on my mind right now. Okay I lied one. If were only counting real people. Seriously, there are so many literary characters I would bang in a second. Granted this is easy to say because okay, no I won't lie to myself. I would totally dash my morals on a rock somewhere. George Weasley, what a cutie. Richard Rahl, Loyd with one L, Jax, Michael Vaughn (there's an Alias book! He's a literary character!), Gilbert from Anne of Green Gables (awwww), just about any vampire from the Amelia Atwater-Rhodes books, Rob Wilco of Get Fuzzy, and Michaelangelo. Just because he was sexy sexy man. With his broken Italian nose, and his marble dust all over him, all tan and muscular. Botticelli too. He was a blonde you know. Oh, oh, Lorenzo and/or Juliano Medici. So hot. Not only did they rule Florence, but oh so attractive.
Yeah, if you couldn't tell I'm in one of those moods.