Smee!
Ah, just rereading Promethea. We had to say what tattoo we would get if we had to get a tattoo in drama today. I said my libra sign on my back, but then decided to change my mind. I wanna be exotic and Egyption and Greek and a "Yank" all at once too! I've decided that if I am to procreate...and I won't because nine months is way too long. Heck, mice do it like two weeks. That's what I'm talkin' about. Granted, they are smaller than humans but whatever. I'm sure we could work it out. So, back to my point. I would procreate with an exotic person, so I would correction, we would have beautiful exotic children. And they would not have these normal American Girl issues. Have a daddy issues, here's a daddy tissue!
why is Becker thinking about procreation... ha! I know why, because she a desperate little weirdo that gets this way everytime homecomign comes around.
So, I guess its my approach that does it. Apparently, I have to ask myself :
"Are you the kind of person that spends more time picking out fruit at the grocer than finding a good mate? You wouldn't buy a melon without first taking a good whiff and giving it a healthy thump first, right? Same goes with dating."
That's a great pick up line... "Pardon me, can I thump you first so I know if we're compatible?"
haha, melon theory! Ha, well, you know what?! I want to buy a WATERMELON! HA! Take that scientific process! Who says I have to buy cantelope...
yeah, I know that's vague, but I'm not posting the theory. Okay, well maybe I will. Basically, a test proved that when shopping for melons, for subconscious reasons, women buy equivalent to their breast size. And when I thought about it, and then when Brittany and I tested it in Giant... it was kinda scary. Like guys and buying .. bananas, I guess. haha.
Alright, new people to add to sexy hit list. Jack Faust's glamour in Promethea. Not the old scary one. But when he's the library, early on. He's so creepy and seductive at the same time, it worries me. Don't go for the bad guys! Dude, I just realized, he was like a dark Legolas. Long blonde hair, green eyes, but he has scary Goth magician clothes, and Legolas is all woodsy. Hmm, Orlando Bloom also graces the sexy hit list, as with unnamed males at school, Johnny Depp, Richard Rahl, Batman, Marlon Brando as Sky Masterson, hmm, I know there are others bt I can't remember them all. I really don't havea sexy hit list. I just made it up.
hahaha! Funny quiz
"Word up" means:
A) Please speak clearer
B) I scored high on the verbal comprehension on the ACT
C) Absolutely
Awhitegirlsayswhat?
What?
As I suspected...
(Everything I ever needed to know I learned from Wayne's World)
why is Becker thinking about procreation... ha! I know why, because she a desperate little weirdo that gets this way everytime homecomign comes around.
So, I guess its my approach that does it. Apparently, I have to ask myself :
"Are you the kind of person that spends more time picking out fruit at the grocer than finding a good mate? You wouldn't buy a melon without first taking a good whiff and giving it a healthy thump first, right? Same goes with dating."
That's a great pick up line... "Pardon me, can I thump you first so I know if we're compatible?"
haha, melon theory! Ha, well, you know what?! I want to buy a WATERMELON! HA! Take that scientific process! Who says I have to buy cantelope...
yeah, I know that's vague, but I'm not posting the theory. Okay, well maybe I will. Basically, a test proved that when shopping for melons, for subconscious reasons, women buy equivalent to their breast size. And when I thought about it, and then when Brittany and I tested it in Giant... it was kinda scary. Like guys and buying .. bananas, I guess. haha.
Alright, new people to add to sexy hit list. Jack Faust's glamour in Promethea. Not the old scary one. But when he's the library, early on. He's so creepy and seductive at the same time, it worries me. Don't go for the bad guys! Dude, I just realized, he was like a dark Legolas. Long blonde hair, green eyes, but he has scary Goth magician clothes, and Legolas is all woodsy. Hmm, Orlando Bloom also graces the sexy hit list, as with unnamed males at school, Johnny Depp, Richard Rahl, Batman, Marlon Brando as Sky Masterson, hmm, I know there are others bt I can't remember them all. I really don't havea sexy hit list. I just made it up.
hahaha! Funny quiz
"Word up" means:
A) Please speak clearer
B) I scored high on the verbal comprehension on the ACT
C) Absolutely
Awhitegirlsayswhat?
What?
As I suspected...
(Everything I ever needed to know I learned from Wayne's World)