Our First Pep Rally
Our first prep rally. Very sad. Sad, indeed.
Anyways, a Man read my No-Man Entry. Here is the rather interesting discussion of: me
Kabash700: colette, your livejournal is the funniest thing ever
Kabash700: hahahaha
prettyfinz: did you read the no men page!
prettyfinz: ???
Kabash700: yea
prettyfinz: you big fat man dork!
prettyfinz: grrrrr men
Kabash700: lol
Kabash700: SUCKS TO BE A GIRL
prettyfinz: KISS IT!
Kabash700: HAHAHAHA
Kabash700: boycotting ur period
Kabash700: oh colette
Kabash700: u are definitely amusing
prettyfinz: SHUT UP!
prettyfinz: you are grrr reading my no man page
prettyfinz: is nothing sacred?
Kabash700: its funny as hell
Kabash700: it actually made me feel better about myself
prettyfinz: I really hope you fall on a pole that rams itself between your legs or something
Kabash700: lol
prettyfinz: grr
prettyfinz: grr
prettyfinz: and more grr
Kabash700: hahahahhaha
Kabash700: im going to go read it again
prettyfinz: I am currently trying to make it a female only page
prettyfinz: I figured out how
prettyfinz: .. with help
prettyfinz: this is Vicky's response to the pole comment: "oh wait, my bad, you really hav nothing to lose, do you"
Kabash700: I am boycotting my period. I refuse to take such abuse when I do not even the reap the implied awards of objects such as boobs. Breasts.
Mammary glands, whatever the hell you want to call them. I don't to be in touch with my moon cycle or be a mother and experience to joy that is giving life.
ha, not so joyful when your eight months pregnant, sister. Hell no. I am boycotting.
Kabash700: that should be put up somewher
prettyfinz: yes
Kabash700: wait
Kabash700: it already is
prettyfinz: hahaha
prettyfinz: I just realized how many typos there are in it
Kabash700: u know what my friend does... he just writes down funny stories abuot his life
Kabash700: u should just keep an archive about all ur rants about men
Kabash700: and publish it somwhere
prettyfinz: lol
prettyfinz: wait a minute, that would be publishing my diary!
Kabash700: its funny though... dave berryesque
prettyfinz: yes! I love that column!
prettyfinz: thank you
prettyfinz: somehow I don't think it will make it into the literary mag
Kabash700: haha no, my friend just keeps a subprofile with it
prettyfinz: I am very surprised that you one, continued to read that after the first sentence, and two, that it amused you
Kabash700: other peoples problems amuse me
prettyfinz: you mean the other half of civilization
Kabash700: indeed
Kabash700: ah well, being a woman has its advantages
Kabash700: u get to crush men's egos
prettyfinz: yes
prettyfinz: this is true
prettyfinz: hold on I have to make a phone call
prettyfinz: *yoda voice* emm, yes, am I back, yes I am
Kabash700: lol
Kabash700: who did u cal
prettyfinz: my friend from my touch team, we joined NoVA together
prettyfinz: kind of moral support
prettyfinz: we are trying to plan a trip to Brandywine, PA for the game tomorrow
Kabash700: oh thats cool
prettyfinz: cool and yet, my stomach is doing the mambo
prettyfinz: tame my dancing organs!
Kabash700: hahaha
prettyfinz: maybe you should come and if I freak out, I can run off and grab you throw you in and watch for a while
prettyfinz: or hide behind you
prettyfinz: either way
Kabash700: throw me in with a bunch of rugby girls
prettyfinz: lol
prettyfinz: the mental picture is
prettyfinz: well, it something
Kabash700: i saw girls at tech playing rugby
Kabash700: one was like 250 lbs
Kabash700: i was like... wow i cant imagine colette doing this
prettyfinz: yup
prettyfinz: neither does my stomach apparently
prettyfinz: yes, Colette covered in blades of grass, goose poop, and mud, not to mention sweat is quite unfathomable I'm
sure
prettyfinz: dude, I took off my shirt, and even my sports bra was muddy
prettyfinz: I was so proud
Kabash700: wow
Kabash700: quite the girl arent u
prettyfinz: yes, I was happy feeling hoss and then I was like this calls for steam and "night blooming jasmine" soap
prettyfinz: .. I can't get over that you read that... my whole throw away your surfboards thing... oh wow
Kabash700: i just read the first paragraph
Kabash700: whast this about surfboards
prettyfinz: LOL
prettyfinz: uh nevermind
Kabash700: whats this about ur skin?
prettyfinz: blah *llama face*
Kabash700: oh acne?
prettyfinz: yeah
Kabash700: dont worry colette
Kabash700: ur blonde
Kabash700: thats all u really need
prettyfinz: what
prettyfinz: I should shoot you
Kabash700: lol
prettyfinz: or set poles in your path either way...
Kabash700: i didnt mean that ur stupid
prettyfinz: I know
prettyfinz: but still
prettyfinz: that's all I really need?
prettyfinz: perhaps I should put that in my college applications..wait, I'm still mad, I mean *grr*
Kabash700: of course u are
Kabash700: grr
prettyfinz: lol
prettyfinz: you grr-ed at me
Kabash700: i was mocking ur grring
Kabash700: i wasnt really
prettyfinz: yeah eayh sure
prettyfinz: you know, in some countries, prostitutes do that to alert the public that they are open for business
prettyfinz: you know, those foreign stallions
Kabash700: hahha
Kabash700: GRRRRRRRRRRR..... I WANT MONEY FOR SEX
prettyfinz: I uh *cough* read that in Ntl Geographic once
prettyfinz: LMAO!
Kabash700: that'd attract me right away
Kabash700: if a girl growled at me
prettyfinz: I thought so
prettyfinz: it was my plan the whole time
prettyfinz: or whore time
prettyfinz: for you of course
Kabash700: well it'd be funny if u grrred
Kabash700: cause ur not some 250 lb rugby girl
And some Vikcy and I highlights
prettyfinz: I saw one of those oval place bumper stickers like OBX
prettyfinz: you know what I'm talking about?
buttrfly4evr: yup
prettyfinz: and it said instead inside : ACK
prettyfinz: I thouht we could both us one of those
buttrfly4evr: LOL!!!!!
buttrfly4evr: i would definietly want one
prettyfinz: indeed
prettyfinz: or pehaps "GACK" for you
prettyfinz: that would also work
buttrfly4evr: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
buttrfly4evr: GACK would work very nicely
prettyfinz: I trying to think of where they got it and then I noticed their Florida license plate
buttrfly4evr: lol
buttrfly4evr: let's go to florida!
prettyfinz: this is my island in the sun OI! OI!
buttrfly4evr: LOL!!
buttrfly4evr: wear your mumu!
prettyfinz: hahaha!
prettyfinz: I should
prettyfinz: I really want to wear that before it gets too cold
prettyfinz: I must ask Brit for it
buttrfly4evr: oh that was hers?
prettyfinz: well she is holding it hostage bc its from Hawaii
buttrfly4evr: hahaha
prettyfinz: but I think we co-own those things since we both found and paid for them
buttrfly4evr: oh really?
prettyfinz: yup at the boy scouts thing where we stuffed it all into one bag
prettyfinz: it was a feat of astounding cheapness
prettyfinz: b/c you pay by the baag
buttrfly4evr: ohhh
prettyfinz: hahaha sheep pouches: baaaags
buttrfly4evr: baaaags
what do you call the sound of one hand clapping?
What are sheep pouches?
amputee applause and baaaaaaaags
hohoho, I crack myself up. Perhaps I shall write a man-rant page. Something tells me that will kill my chances for a prom date. Not that I would acquire on anyway, but it's the thought that counts. You know, I never thought I could make people laugh. I really enjoy it. That and scaring little kids. I should be like Patch Adams!
Wait, he didn't scare the kids. Dang.
Anyways, a Man read my No-Man Entry. Here is the rather interesting discussion of: me
Kabash700: colette, your livejournal is the funniest thing ever
Kabash700: hahahaha
prettyfinz: did you read the no men page!
prettyfinz: ???
Kabash700: yea
prettyfinz: you big fat man dork!
prettyfinz: grrrrr men
Kabash700: lol
Kabash700: SUCKS TO BE A GIRL
prettyfinz: KISS IT!
Kabash700: HAHAHAHA
Kabash700: boycotting ur period
Kabash700: oh colette
Kabash700: u are definitely amusing
prettyfinz: SHUT UP!
prettyfinz: you are grrr reading my no man page
prettyfinz: is nothing sacred?
Kabash700: its funny as hell
Kabash700: it actually made me feel better about myself
prettyfinz: I really hope you fall on a pole that rams itself between your legs or something
Kabash700: lol
prettyfinz: grr
prettyfinz: grr
prettyfinz: and more grr
Kabash700: hahahahhaha
Kabash700: im going to go read it again
prettyfinz: I am currently trying to make it a female only page
prettyfinz: I figured out how
prettyfinz: .. with help
prettyfinz: this is Vicky's response to the pole comment: "oh wait, my bad, you really hav nothing to lose, do you"
Kabash700: I am boycotting my period. I refuse to take such abuse when I do not even the reap the implied awards of objects such as boobs. Breasts.
Mammary glands, whatever the hell you want to call them. I don't to be in touch with my moon cycle or be a mother and experience to joy that is giving life.
ha, not so joyful when your eight months pregnant, sister. Hell no. I am boycotting.
Kabash700: that should be put up somewher
prettyfinz: yes
Kabash700: wait
Kabash700: it already is
prettyfinz: hahaha
prettyfinz: I just realized how many typos there are in it
Kabash700: u know what my friend does... he just writes down funny stories abuot his life
Kabash700: u should just keep an archive about all ur rants about men
Kabash700: and publish it somwhere
prettyfinz: lol
prettyfinz: wait a minute, that would be publishing my diary!
Kabash700: its funny though... dave berryesque
prettyfinz: yes! I love that column!
prettyfinz: thank you
prettyfinz: somehow I don't think it will make it into the literary mag
Kabash700: haha no, my friend just keeps a subprofile with it
prettyfinz: I am very surprised that you one, continued to read that after the first sentence, and two, that it amused you
Kabash700: other peoples problems amuse me
prettyfinz: you mean the other half of civilization
Kabash700: indeed
Kabash700: ah well, being a woman has its advantages
Kabash700: u get to crush men's egos
prettyfinz: yes
prettyfinz: this is true
prettyfinz: hold on I have to make a phone call
prettyfinz: *yoda voice* emm, yes, am I back, yes I am
Kabash700: lol
Kabash700: who did u cal
prettyfinz: my friend from my touch team, we joined NoVA together
prettyfinz: kind of moral support
prettyfinz: we are trying to plan a trip to Brandywine, PA for the game tomorrow
Kabash700: oh thats cool
prettyfinz: cool and yet, my stomach is doing the mambo
prettyfinz: tame my dancing organs!
Kabash700: hahaha
prettyfinz: maybe you should come and if I freak out, I can run off and grab you throw you in and watch for a while
prettyfinz: or hide behind you
prettyfinz: either way
Kabash700: throw me in with a bunch of rugby girls
prettyfinz: lol
prettyfinz: the mental picture is
prettyfinz: well, it something
Kabash700: i saw girls at tech playing rugby
Kabash700: one was like 250 lbs
Kabash700: i was like... wow i cant imagine colette doing this
prettyfinz: yup
prettyfinz: neither does my stomach apparently
prettyfinz: yes, Colette covered in blades of grass, goose poop, and mud, not to mention sweat is quite unfathomable I'm
sure
prettyfinz: dude, I took off my shirt, and even my sports bra was muddy
prettyfinz: I was so proud
Kabash700: wow
Kabash700: quite the girl arent u
prettyfinz: yes, I was happy feeling hoss and then I was like this calls for steam and "night blooming jasmine" soap
prettyfinz: .. I can't get over that you read that... my whole throw away your surfboards thing... oh wow
Kabash700: i just read the first paragraph
Kabash700: whast this about surfboards
prettyfinz: LOL
prettyfinz: uh nevermind
Kabash700: whats this about ur skin?
prettyfinz: blah *llama face*
Kabash700: oh acne?
prettyfinz: yeah
Kabash700: dont worry colette
Kabash700: ur blonde
Kabash700: thats all u really need
prettyfinz: what
prettyfinz: I should shoot you
Kabash700: lol
prettyfinz: or set poles in your path either way...
Kabash700: i didnt mean that ur stupid
prettyfinz: I know
prettyfinz: but still
prettyfinz: that's all I really need?
prettyfinz: perhaps I should put that in my college applications..wait, I'm still mad, I mean *grr*
Kabash700: of course u are
Kabash700: grr
prettyfinz: lol
prettyfinz: you grr-ed at me
Kabash700: i was mocking ur grring
Kabash700: i wasnt really
prettyfinz: yeah eayh sure
prettyfinz: you know, in some countries, prostitutes do that to alert the public that they are open for business
prettyfinz: you know, those foreign stallions
Kabash700: hahha
Kabash700: GRRRRRRRRRRR..... I WANT MONEY FOR SEX
prettyfinz: I uh *cough* read that in Ntl Geographic once
prettyfinz: LMAO!
Kabash700: that'd attract me right away
Kabash700: if a girl growled at me
prettyfinz: I thought so
prettyfinz: it was my plan the whole time
prettyfinz: or whore time
prettyfinz: for you of course
Kabash700: well it'd be funny if u grrred
Kabash700: cause ur not some 250 lb rugby girl
And some Vikcy and I highlights
prettyfinz: I saw one of those oval place bumper stickers like OBX
prettyfinz: you know what I'm talking about?
buttrfly4evr: yup
prettyfinz: and it said instead inside : ACK
prettyfinz: I thouht we could both us one of those
buttrfly4evr: LOL!!!!!
buttrfly4evr: i would definietly want one
prettyfinz: indeed
prettyfinz: or pehaps "GACK" for you
prettyfinz: that would also work
buttrfly4evr: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
buttrfly4evr: GACK would work very nicely
prettyfinz: I trying to think of where they got it and then I noticed their Florida license plate
buttrfly4evr: lol
buttrfly4evr: let's go to florida!
prettyfinz: this is my island in the sun OI! OI!
buttrfly4evr: LOL!!
buttrfly4evr: wear your mumu!
prettyfinz: hahaha!
prettyfinz: I should
prettyfinz: I really want to wear that before it gets too cold
prettyfinz: I must ask Brit for it
buttrfly4evr: oh that was hers?
prettyfinz: well she is holding it hostage bc its from Hawaii
buttrfly4evr: hahaha
prettyfinz: but I think we co-own those things since we both found and paid for them
buttrfly4evr: oh really?
prettyfinz: yup at the boy scouts thing where we stuffed it all into one bag
prettyfinz: it was a feat of astounding cheapness
prettyfinz: b/c you pay by the baag
buttrfly4evr: ohhh
prettyfinz: hahaha sheep pouches: baaaags
buttrfly4evr: baaaags
what do you call the sound of one hand clapping?
What are sheep pouches?
amputee applause and baaaaaaaags
hohoho, I crack myself up. Perhaps I shall write a man-rant page. Something tells me that will kill my chances for a prom date. Not that I would acquire on anyway, but it's the thought that counts. You know, I never thought I could make people laugh. I really enjoy it. That and scaring little kids. I should be like Patch Adams!
Wait, he didn't scare the kids. Dang.