http://www.reporoadtour.com/ They're hitting the UK in the beginning/middle of March. Woe is me. :(
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! GUESS WHO'S IN NY FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK FOLLOWING HIS APPEARANCE AT WICKED FAIRE?! MOTHERFUCKING GUESS! AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE TO STALK HIM! FML. Even if I could go drinking with him, as is the norm, what the hell would I say? Ugh, I lose at life, lol.