Disney DOOM / Chapter 1
-Are we there yet?
-No...
-Are we there yet???
-Nooo...
-ARE WE THERE YET?!
-Nooo so STFU!
That's what we heard in my car for three whole days... I mean, Disney ish a little far from Canada, right? I hope you say so, or you need a map. The ride has been so long stuck with my family ._____. since Jay couldn't come cause her parents toke her to Quebec again (to get locked in a hotel room of wich you don't have the key of). Well, i survived the ride, tough mom did not. So of course, i escaped her grip when she fainted at the hotel. I mean im in Disney, i won't stay the fuck in a minute longer! Who knows, i might meet Donald? I always wished to kick him since i played Kingdom hearts! But aside, i got to hug Pluto and jump off a boat with Jack sparrow. So really random and nowhere, i was starting to walk around some little shops (where i bought like five giant lolipops and some mickey moue ears). But too busy and with lolipop, i ran into GOOFY!
-OMG GOOFY! I stupidly yelled. So sorry... Want a seal salt ice cream? ^.^
-Uh... What?
OMG i didn't knew mascot TALKS! And even less Disney employees were clueless to the characters they incarn... So i left with all my stuff in search of the Disney castle. Of course, i could see it from far but by where to pass? That is the question. So i went on my quest tripping over some crazy childs and into Cinderella, to finally found myself...
-Lost? I asked alone.
-Aren't you just in front of the castle? Said a sweatdropping Donald mascot.
-DONALD! I yelled getting evil eyes.
-0.o? Donald went like.
It's then i WENT after him... So eventually he ran as well quacking some help. I wonder if the kids were just in the blue or glaring at us? Oh well...
-Don't try to escape me, you DUCK FROM HELL! I screamed when he entered the castle with me still at his ass.
We went by a lot of people who jumped aways at our passage until i think i went after him into a forbidden hall. So i ended up loosing sigh of him .____.
-Duckie duckie? I asked loud.
No fuckin answers and nobody around.
-...YOOOOOOO!
I eventually blued so i bursted into a door and it fell open with my weight. It looked like an old room nobody opened since world war... Of course, i couldn't resist but to look. There was some costume of the first black and white Mickey o.o as well as these oldest BDs you could sell a million on ebay for Xemnas sake! But i guess i yelled like a maniac when i turned and faced a living dead o.o no wait, it's the Disney mister who froze hiself like in Futurama. I felt like poking him but i didn't, instead i stopped right in front of a ps2 lying there out of nowhere. Weird part is that it open self 0.o
-Kingdom hearts 2? I said as i saw the CD in the player.
Without really knowing why... I just bent down to take off the CD but a skittle ray of dooming anime light toke over all my surrounding, leading me into pure diziness and... blackness. I knew my fandomness would kill me .___________.
-No...
-Are we there yet???
-Nooo...
-ARE WE THERE YET?!
-Nooo so STFU!
That's what we heard in my car for three whole days... I mean, Disney ish a little far from Canada, right? I hope you say so, or you need a map. The ride has been so long stuck with my family ._____. since Jay couldn't come cause her parents toke her to Quebec again (to get locked in a hotel room of wich you don't have the key of). Well, i survived the ride, tough mom did not. So of course, i escaped her grip when she fainted at the hotel. I mean im in Disney, i won't stay the fuck in a minute longer! Who knows, i might meet Donald? I always wished to kick him since i played Kingdom hearts! But aside, i got to hug Pluto and jump off a boat with Jack sparrow. So really random and nowhere, i was starting to walk around some little shops (where i bought like five giant lolipops and some mickey moue ears). But too busy and with lolipop, i ran into GOOFY!
-OMG GOOFY! I stupidly yelled. So sorry... Want a seal salt ice cream? ^.^
-Uh... What?
OMG i didn't knew mascot TALKS! And even less Disney employees were clueless to the characters they incarn... So i left with all my stuff in search of the Disney castle. Of course, i could see it from far but by where to pass? That is the question. So i went on my quest tripping over some crazy childs and into Cinderella, to finally found myself...
-Lost? I asked alone.
-Aren't you just in front of the castle? Said a sweatdropping Donald mascot.
-DONALD! I yelled getting evil eyes.
-0.o? Donald went like.
It's then i WENT after him... So eventually he ran as well quacking some help. I wonder if the kids were just in the blue or glaring at us? Oh well...
-Don't try to escape me, you DUCK FROM HELL! I screamed when he entered the castle with me still at his ass.
We went by a lot of people who jumped aways at our passage until i think i went after him into a forbidden hall. So i ended up loosing sigh of him .____.
-Duckie duckie? I asked loud.
No fuckin answers and nobody around.
-...YOOOOOOO!
I eventually blued so i bursted into a door and it fell open with my weight. It looked like an old room nobody opened since world war... Of course, i couldn't resist but to look. There was some costume of the first black and white Mickey o.o as well as these oldest BDs you could sell a million on ebay for Xemnas sake! But i guess i yelled like a maniac when i turned and faced a living dead o.o no wait, it's the Disney mister who froze hiself like in Futurama. I felt like poking him but i didn't, instead i stopped right in front of a ps2 lying there out of nowhere. Weird part is that it open self 0.o
-Kingdom hearts 2? I said as i saw the CD in the player.
Without really knowing why... I just bent down to take off the CD but a skittle ray of dooming anime light toke over all my surrounding, leading me into pure diziness and... blackness. I knew my fandomness would kill me .___________.