Disney DOOM / Chapter 3

May 27, 2008 18:47

I really tough i would die following this song for now few hours? I now feels Lilly pain!

-Is it supposed to lead me somewhere or just drives me crazy? I asked taking a pause.

But then i heard this sound, the one that kept calling Pluto!

-...What now, Riku? I said surprised.

But as i turned to see if he was there, it was indeed a door... Yesh A DOOR.

Could be worst... So i went up to it and opened it. As soon as i opened it, i got sucked to the other side and... Fell on a pile of... Black coats .____.

-Something tells me it's gonna be bad! But another faerie popped out into my face @_@

-Lilly? I asked.

This time tough, it was shining with purplish sparkles and it had some of these purple and black awesome hairs :O

-MONI? It came out. You got your haircut?

-Rather your imagination! She said pointing the lolipops in my pockets.

-I got to ask, are you girls like these faeries that this guy in Zelda ish aside all the way? Or a death god with the possessor of a death note... I asked.

-First answer this : What would you be without us? Moni asked.

-...

-Right, now put on one of these coats!

Few minutes after Moni gave me her advices and explained i ended up in the Org 13 laundry room, i left it to find myself in what's seems...

-The organisation dorms o.o ?

Lucky me, so much fangirls must be envying me right now. But why do i feel like i wishe to NOT be here? I putted on the hood as well, to not be recognized... So i made silently my way down the hall...

-Hey, Demyx! I heard.

I turned and realised... OH SHIT! Zexion was coming at me! Wait, do i really look like Dem 0.o? Hurray, now i got to turn into a voice actor...

-Oh... Euh, Zex! I tried to say.

-I said it hundred times you fool, don't call me that it sounds like SEX! Zexy replied irritated already.

So what now? Do Axel turned everyone in wrong ideas here?

-Aren't you on a mission? He then asked.

Ok really I MUST THINK!

-Yesh, but i forgot my skittles behind! I shout of nowhere.

-Oh ok then, i'll let you go...

When Zexion started to walk aways, i started breathing again.

-Wait a minute, he then yelled. Dem don't like skittles... He likes SNICKERS!

Holy shit, Zexion came and toke off my hood and eventually realised im not even a boy... Less, i can't play guitar. I knew i should have cosplayed in here!!! That's what Moni meant when warning me from the "emoness"? Oh well, guess what, i ended up locked in a purplish cell... Wich im sure Marly designed!

-At least organisation have style! I said in my corner.

-These asses?

This was a harch girly voice. Indeed, IM LOCKED UP WITH KAIRI!

-Kairi?! I sweatdropped.

-Uh? She stopped me. You know me?

I think sincerely i should stop acting like a fangirl and start to realise the situation is serious ._____.

-Seems so! I said. Now make me happy and help me to get out of here... Don't ya know most guys on here are perv deep inside?

-You know our kidnappers? She asked.

Damn Disney make their feminines characters so slows (beside Sora), it's SEXISM!!!

-Just shut up then! I yelled.

Now looking around the cell for even just a scratch on the wall... I mean, Disney can make anything happen if they created Axel hairs! But don't ask why a portal opened in my face, sucking me in and i found myself back in the dark...

-I really don't understand anymore why some people like darkness! I said dizzy and getting up.

Ok, now i realised i was on the street of the world that never was... Kingdom hearts must be so damn confusing for his characters! And i feel like in one of these empty street in Resident Evil!

-...Mommy? I asked.

But there again, this faerie light popped in my face sending me into confusion. This time was TWO faeries, one with turtle t-shirt and the other with a Nemo plushie (why didn't they put this world too?).

-Is it you, Annie, Krys? I asked wordless.



-YESH!!! They both flew around my poor head.

-Can you just... Help me to get back into Disney world? I asked.

-You're in Disney World :O! Krys said.

-I mean... ON PLANET EARTH!

-Didn't you always wished to leave it? Annie asked.

Ok unanswered question ._______.

-You need to find the way out yourself! Krys then said sitting on my head.

-How? Im totally HELPLESS!

-That's why we're here, Annie said.

-Just follow the ice cream, til you get over the red head and meet with the dooming key of lunar red hat!!! They both sang.

-... Is it a puzzle or something? I asked feeling like in SAW!

-Trust yourself, WOOT CLAU!

Then they... Poofed .____. leaving me here. Wow...

-Is this ice cream? I said looking on the ground.

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