Writer's Block: If Animals Could Talk
I would have many many questions for my pet's. I am going to stick with just my rats though. I would ask them:
1) What is it like to live life like a rat?
2) Can you distinguish between tastes? Like, can you tell if banana tastes like banana?
3) How does it feel to constantly have your teeth growing?
4) What is it like to have such a long tail?
5) Why do you brux?
6) Do you believe that reincarnation happens? <--to Shadow about her sister Spirit/Peach Fuzz
7) What do you think of the dog that keeps coming downstairs and watches you all?
8) Seriously, why must you drag up your bedding to the second level?
9) McGee, why are you so scared and skittish? I am not hear to hurt you, I am here to love you!
10) Gibbs, why are you stressed out? Is DiNozzo annoying you?
11) DiNozzo and Gibbs, why the hell did you rip McGee's nut sack open?
12) Does everyone like the new food that they have been getting?
13) Why does Indy and Sprite want world domination?
14) Is it nice and warm enough for everyone since I sacraficed having my heater in my room, so you guys can stay warm?
15) Shadow, do you miss Daddy?
16) Ladies and McGee, why must you give me trouble when it's cage cleaning day? It happens every week...you should be used to it.
17) Ladies and McGee, why do you prefer to sleep in a box instead of the igloo?
18) Just how good is your hearing?
19) For the PEW's, do you have a red tint to your vision since you have red eyes?
20) Are you color blind? Or can you distinguish colors?
21) What exactly is it that causes us to have allergic reactions to you? Nails? Dander? Something in your pee?
22) Peach Fuzz, how come you generate heat much more then the fuzzy's?
23) Does it bother you that you always get bad press?
I really could go on...I have so many questions..
1) What is it like to live life like a rat?
2) Can you distinguish between tastes? Like, can you tell if banana tastes like banana?
3) How does it feel to constantly have your teeth growing?
4) What is it like to have such a long tail?
5) Why do you brux?
6) Do you believe that reincarnation happens? <--to Shadow about her sister Spirit/Peach Fuzz
7) What do you think of the dog that keeps coming downstairs and watches you all?
8) Seriously, why must you drag up your bedding to the second level?
9) McGee, why are you so scared and skittish? I am not hear to hurt you, I am here to love you!
10) Gibbs, why are you stressed out? Is DiNozzo annoying you?
11) DiNozzo and Gibbs, why the hell did you rip McGee's nut sack open?
12) Does everyone like the new food that they have been getting?
13) Why does Indy and Sprite want world domination?
14) Is it nice and warm enough for everyone since I sacraficed having my heater in my room, so you guys can stay warm?
15) Shadow, do you miss Daddy?
16) Ladies and McGee, why must you give me trouble when it's cage cleaning day? It happens every week...you should be used to it.
17) Ladies and McGee, why do you prefer to sleep in a box instead of the igloo?
18) Just how good is your hearing?
19) For the PEW's, do you have a red tint to your vision since you have red eyes?
20) Are you color blind? Or can you distinguish colors?
21) What exactly is it that causes us to have allergic reactions to you? Nails? Dander? Something in your pee?
22) Peach Fuzz, how come you generate heat much more then the fuzzy's?
23) Does it bother you that you always get bad press?
I really could go on...I have so many questions..