Hey, guys. Forever, I know. Please, don't hate me.So let's get an update:
Boys... We won't go there. Friends... Lots of new ones! And they're all great! Of course. I live at the local Waffle House now. They give me free food and coffee. How did they know it was the way to my heart?
I have a son now. Okay, not really. But he calls me mom.
Oh, and I live with four people who leave at all hours and a little girl who pets my eyes and calls me "Daddy" and "Hi, Kitty." Yeah, yeah.
I support a full grown man who never talks to me anymore. How frustrating.
If I'm not out Waffle Housin' then chances are I'm at the park. Except that last night the city says I can no longer hang out back. Ridiculous!
So how about some photos from a recent escapade!
Yeah, I totally plastic wrapped the man I support's car with my awesome friend Nikki.
Pictures of him? Certainly!
Oh, yeah. He's a fun one.
And that son I mentioned?
Yep, yep. And hey! Lip piercing now. I know, I know... That whole face mutilation thing. But don't freak! I kind of like it now. Yes, I do have pictures and no, you can't see them. Next time!
So tune in... Now and then.
I will post.
Eventually.