I HATE BRANDON

[ladyunlucky]

My boyfriend is a fuking retard! He hates rockabilly, I however love it. He decided to write a song for me making fun of this.

it goes like this.... damn him

"Bats & Pomps & skurry Shit" *in typical rockabilly beat*

Wellllllll A 1-2 Ahh 1-2-3-4

WELLLLLL Hot rods, pomps, and scary shit..
oh my god, holy shit
driving my car got to change my oil
and oh my god gotta oil my pomp

Driving my primer black car (bats are scary shit)
got on a white t-shirt and pants rolled up
playing my stand up bass (holy shit)
it's in the shape of a coffin (bats are scary shit!)

Welll hot rods, pomps, and scary shit..
oh my god, holy shit
driving my car gotta change my oil
and oh my god gotta oil my pomp

Went to the big rockabilly show
holy shit my car broke down in the snow
So i went out and bought a case of 10-W40
and i used half if it to oil my pomp

WELLLLL hot rods, pomps, and scary shit
oh my god, holy shit
driving my car gotta change my oil
and oh my god gotta oil my pomp

alll righttt

Well I ran out of dapper dan so i used penzoil
and my 40 inch pomp fell down so i had to use more oil
got grease on my shirt but that's OK
cause tat's Rockabilly....and it's here to STAYYYYYYY!

....told ya he was a fag