Oh dear...
Hello, my name is Verity and I am quite clearly the coolest person/rodent in the world ever!
Today, I had a lie in. Then I woke up, flashed the boiler repair man and showed him "my dick in a box". Safe to say, he was highly impressed.
um... I am going to go and learn things now! BYEEEEE.
I think I need to start taking myself a little bit more seriously, maybe?