Ever wondered what it would be like if "sexy" Threepio danced with "sexy" Vader? Set to the Star Wars disco remix? With really terrible bluescreen graphics? WONDER NO MORE.
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After that intro, how can you not watch it? Ahahaha, oh the French.
austere_mauve, you're going to love this :D
Ooh, and you know what else you're going to love?
STAR WARS BURLESQUE!!!! NO SRSLY. It's many kinds of awesome and also creepy because ONE OF THE DANCERS IS JABBA. AND IS WEARING JOKER-ESQUE MAKEUP. AAAAAARGH. But the sexy stormtrooper totally makes up for it <3333333
And for something that won't scar your brain, did you know that the interlude in Muse's "You Belong to Me (Mon Coeur S'Ouvre A Ta Voix) is actually an excerpt from the aria of the same name from Samson et Delilah??? As much as I adore Matt's butchered French ("I tried singing the parts translated in English but it sounded horrible so I ended up doing it in French. Sorry for my pronounciation!), here's the real version.
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Argh I need to live somewhere with opera! I'm totally getting a season ticket to the Canadian Opera Company if when I move to Guelph. And I will totally go by myself because no one else will go with me. DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING, BITCHES. L'OPERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Anyway. How are you? :D