FootballFootballFootballFootball ENGLANDENGLAND!
Or rather Champions League. But whatever.
I haven't watched any football in so long! I don't really have an excuse either, since I have discovered the magic of live streaming and no longer can bitch about Canadian coverage. Except that I still will because FAIL. But I digress.
Whee United 1-0 CSKA Moscow! I am wondering though, are you actually supposed to pronounce 'CSKA' like a name? The commentator sounded like he was referring to them as 'Seska' which is just hilarious to any incredibly nerdy Voyager fans (and admittedly, is there any other kind?). He also had a lisp and kept saying 'Valenthia' which is just ADORABLE. And Valencia had an awesome match and scored the only goal, so I got to hear it a lot. Awww bless. I also squeed a lot because GAZ and MIKEY and then OTHER MIKEY and yeah. I've decided that I need to marry a Michael so I can call him Mikey. Muahahaha.
And now I have a bad taste in my mouth because I'm watching Chelsea. Grooooooooooooss. No srsly every time I see another Chelsea player the pitch just gets uglier and uglier. So why am I sitting through it?? They're playing Atletico Madrid, which means DIEGO. Which also means KUUUUUN! And I totally forgot also means UFFI!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEST TEAM EVER. OR SOMETHING.
I totally freak out every time Diego comes on screen, which, since he's one of their star strikers and all, is a lot. I CAN'T HELP IT. And the commentator just informed me that Kun is actually a nickname he picked up because he apparently looks like a particular anime character and I just about died. KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He really does need a haircut though, it's kind of silly. Unless that's part of the whole anime character thing, in which case I say BRING IT ON, DUDE. ILUUUUUUU.
Nooooooooo Kun is down! Awww, got a ball on the back of the head, poor bb. OH, and apparently he's also DIEGO MARADONA'S SON-IN-LAW. Could he be anymore awesome???
DIEEEEEEEEEEEGO OH-OH-OH! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGO OH-OH-OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARGH, GET OFF MY SCREEN, JOHN TERRY. I ONLY TOLERATE YOU FOR YOUR HOT WIFE AND ADORABLE BABIES. BAH.
Ugh, stupid fugly Chelsea. My dad likes to joke about watching Chelsea matches with me because I grumble and grouch the whole time because they're just so HIDEOUS and I kind of hate them all (except Petr Cech, and that's pretty much only because I have an immense thing for keepers, hahaha...)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK YOU, KALOU! I HATE YOU AND YOUR MISSHAPEN LITTLE HEAD. NO MORE GOALS FOR YOU. AND IT WAS EVEN SET UP BY FREAKING ASHLEY COLE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's worth it for Diego. Keep remembering that. If only they spent moar time showing him and Kun and him and Kun and pretty much that's it. And some occasional Uffi so I can coo over his hair and general pretty Czechness. Squee <3
Thankfully Drogba is suspended or I think I'd bust a blood vessel. Ewwwwwww.
Okay. Ignoring Chelsea. No one likes you. Oooooh wait, I forgot about Joey Cole! They just showed him on the bench <3 Okay, there's one I adore and one I tolerate, and the rest are evil. Eeeeeeeeviiiiiiiiiiiil.
(I don't know why I love Joe Cole either, he's just so tiny and adorable when he plays for England. Also, they call him Joey. Or maybe that's just me. Whatever <333333333)
Halftime plz, must fortify myself against the ugly ugliness. MOAR PRETTY DIEGO PLZ :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
All right, COME ON BBZ! KICK THOSE FUGLY CHELSEA BUTTS! I AM SO ELOQUENT!
ARGH. ESSIEN. MICHAEL ESSIEN. YOU GIANT BASTARD. NO HURTING MY ATLETI. BAH. IF YOU SCORE, I WILL- DO SOMETHING LAME LIKE YELL AT YOU S'MORE. OFF MY SCREEN!
Oh right, ignoring Chelsea. Lalalalala... I'm NOT going to rage at Nicolas freaking Anelka for almost scoring! How the hell did you end up playing for Chelsea anyway? You're the idiot who gave up on English football because no on liked you (mostly 'cuz you're a giant bastard, but y'know) so you went to freaking TURKEY and last what, a month? Just like everyone said you would? Idiot.
...sigh. Kalou scored again. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh. It's not like I expected my bbs to win, but watching them lose against Chelsea is just lame. Gaaaaaaaah.
Hahahaha everyone on Madrid has such terrible hair. Except for Diego of course, whose hair is MAGNIFICENT as always. His hair has fans. You think I'm kidding, but I'm totally not. He cut it once and the fans were ENRAGED. Oh Diego, ILU SO MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awwww Kun had a good chance! I take it back bb, I adore your ridiculous hair <3333333333333
Oh, and I forgot about Uffi's magnificent hair. All right, I'll have to amend my previous statement. Everyone on Madrid whose name I don't know has terrible hair. How's that? I'll probably be proven wrong again, but hey, that's the kind of thing I don't mind being corrected on so badly ;)
Ewww Lamps. You need more hair, dude. It won't make me dislike you any less, but at least you'll be slightly less ugly on my screen. No love for you.
I think I'm going to need to picspam Diego and Kun after this to wash away the stink of Chelsea. I ship them sooooo hard :D I may be their only fangirl too, hahaha. WHATEVER. Only the immensity of Gaz/Becks comes before them. FOOTBALL IS LOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Atleti players are so classy. They always make sure to help up whoever they tackle and they're neat with their tackling and general awesomeness. ILU ATLETI <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333
Unlike freaking Micha who just bitched out Simao despite not being involved. You used to be awesome, Micha. And then you let Mourinho get his grabby paws on you and now you're an asshat. Sigh.
Oooh looks like Joey's coming on! Someone I won't flinch at when he comes on camera!
Speaking of which- ARGH LAMPARD. NO MORE GOALS. Admittedly that was Madrid's fault, that shouldn't have gotte through. Sigh. It's okay bbs, you're MUCH PRETTIER AND CLASSIER THAN THE BLUE ENGLISH BASTARDS. ILUUUUUUUUUUUU EVEN WHEN YOU SUCK <3
Aww some curly-haired kid came on instead of Joey. JOEY PLZ. C'MON, GIVE ME SOMETHING TO NOT HATE YOU ABOUT.
Yeah, that way you don't do that is to take off the Ugly Cole and replace him with freaking Malouda. CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT???
Poor Diego has been kept quiet because they're too busy falling apart at the back to supply any balls forward. Saaaaaaad :( Kun is trying to stir things up, bless.
Ahahahaha here comes Jose Antonio Reyes! Hahahaha I forgot about you! Remember when everyone (well, mostly you) was claiming you were going to be the next big thing and then Arsenal dropped you because you're crap and you slunk back to obscurity in shame? Bahahahaha. And you just got booed by Chelsea. Snerk.
Sigh, no Joey. Why get my hopes up with him warming up on the sidelines and then give me three idiots I don't care about instead? FAIL.
Awwww Kun came close again! He went sliding past the net, hee. ILU YOU RIDICULOUS ADORABLE CREATURE.
Hahahaha some really loud fan must be close to a boom mic or something. There was a really loud 'YEEEEAH!' followed closely by a 'NOOOO!' and a bunch of unintelligible hollering. Bahahahha.
Kun is playing his little heart out!! How are you so adorable?? That's it, rile up your team and keep playing!!!!!!! ILUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow. Abramovic is sitting in a creepy shadowed box with a much younger man with large hair. You're awfully creepy, sir. I kind of love you.
Ha I keep forgetting what Kun's actual name is. They keep talking about Aguero and I go 'who?? OH WAIT.' I am always winner.
The way the Scottish commentator says Ballack makes it sound like 'bollocks'. This pleases me immensely.
Awww Uffi was called out by the ref. Probably wanted the number of his hair stylist. Hooray for magnificent Czech hair <3
Siiiiigh and Chelsea have a fourth. There was hardly any cheering, haha. Even your own fans are tired of you! Or something. Just go away.
Aww, and it looks like it was an own goal for one of the Atleti defenders. Poor love, don't beat yourself up over it <3
Well that was a sad game. Poor Atleti. I will always love you no matter how much you suck <3333333333333333333333 Now to search out some non-watermarked pics and spam the hell out of you!! :DDDDDDDDDDD
I haven't watched any football in so long! I don't really have an excuse either, since I have discovered the magic of live streaming and no longer can bitch about Canadian coverage. Except that I still will because FAIL. But I digress.
Whee United 1-0 CSKA Moscow! I am wondering though, are you actually supposed to pronounce 'CSKA' like a name? The commentator sounded like he was referring to them as 'Seska' which is just hilarious to any incredibly nerdy Voyager fans (and admittedly, is there any other kind?). He also had a lisp and kept saying 'Valenthia' which is just ADORABLE. And Valencia had an awesome match and scored the only goal, so I got to hear it a lot. Awww bless. I also squeed a lot because GAZ and MIKEY and then OTHER MIKEY and yeah. I've decided that I need to marry a Michael so I can call him Mikey. Muahahaha.
And now I have a bad taste in my mouth because I'm watching Chelsea. Grooooooooooooss. No srsly every time I see another Chelsea player the pitch just gets uglier and uglier. So why am I sitting through it?? They're playing Atletico Madrid, which means DIEGO. Which also means KUUUUUN! And I totally forgot also means UFFI!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEST TEAM EVER. OR SOMETHING.
I totally freak out every time Diego comes on screen, which, since he's one of their star strikers and all, is a lot. I CAN'T HELP IT. And the commentator just informed me that Kun is actually a nickname he picked up because he apparently looks like a particular anime character and I just about died. KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He really does need a haircut though, it's kind of silly. Unless that's part of the whole anime character thing, in which case I say BRING IT ON, DUDE. ILUUUUUUU.
Nooooooooo Kun is down! Awww, got a ball on the back of the head, poor bb. OH, and apparently he's also DIEGO MARADONA'S SON-IN-LAW. Could he be anymore awesome???
DIEEEEEEEEEEEGO OH-OH-OH! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGO OH-OH-OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARGH, GET OFF MY SCREEN, JOHN TERRY. I ONLY TOLERATE YOU FOR YOUR HOT WIFE AND ADORABLE BABIES. BAH.
Ugh, stupid fugly Chelsea. My dad likes to joke about watching Chelsea matches with me because I grumble and grouch the whole time because they're just so HIDEOUS and I kind of hate them all (except Petr Cech, and that's pretty much only because I have an immense thing for keepers, hahaha...)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK YOU, KALOU! I HATE YOU AND YOUR MISSHAPEN LITTLE HEAD. NO MORE GOALS FOR YOU. AND IT WAS EVEN SET UP BY FREAKING ASHLEY COLE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's worth it for Diego. Keep remembering that. If only they spent moar time showing him and Kun and him and Kun and pretty much that's it. And some occasional Uffi so I can coo over his hair and general pretty Czechness. Squee <3
Thankfully Drogba is suspended or I think I'd bust a blood vessel. Ewwwwwww.
Okay. Ignoring Chelsea. No one likes you. Oooooh wait, I forgot about Joey Cole! They just showed him on the bench <3 Okay, there's one I adore and one I tolerate, and the rest are evil. Eeeeeeeeviiiiiiiiiiiil.
(I don't know why I love Joe Cole either, he's just so tiny and adorable when he plays for England. Also, they call him Joey. Or maybe that's just me. Whatever <333333333)
Halftime plz, must fortify myself against the ugly ugliness. MOAR PRETTY DIEGO PLZ :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
All right, COME ON BBZ! KICK THOSE FUGLY CHELSEA BUTTS! I AM SO ELOQUENT!
ARGH. ESSIEN. MICHAEL ESSIEN. YOU GIANT BASTARD. NO HURTING MY ATLETI. BAH. IF YOU SCORE, I WILL- DO SOMETHING LAME LIKE YELL AT YOU S'MORE. OFF MY SCREEN!
Oh right, ignoring Chelsea. Lalalalala... I'm NOT going to rage at Nicolas freaking Anelka for almost scoring! How the hell did you end up playing for Chelsea anyway? You're the idiot who gave up on English football because no on liked you (mostly 'cuz you're a giant bastard, but y'know) so you went to freaking TURKEY and last what, a month? Just like everyone said you would? Idiot.
...sigh. Kalou scored again. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh. It's not like I expected my bbs to win, but watching them lose against Chelsea is just lame. Gaaaaaaaah.
Hahahaha everyone on Madrid has such terrible hair. Except for Diego of course, whose hair is MAGNIFICENT as always. His hair has fans. You think I'm kidding, but I'm totally not. He cut it once and the fans were ENRAGED. Oh Diego, ILU SO MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awwww Kun had a good chance! I take it back bb, I adore your ridiculous hair <3333333333333
Oh, and I forgot about Uffi's magnificent hair. All right, I'll have to amend my previous statement. Everyone on Madrid whose name I don't know has terrible hair. How's that? I'll probably be proven wrong again, but hey, that's the kind of thing I don't mind being corrected on so badly ;)
Ewww Lamps. You need more hair, dude. It won't make me dislike you any less, but at least you'll be slightly less ugly on my screen. No love for you.
I think I'm going to need to picspam Diego and Kun after this to wash away the stink of Chelsea. I ship them sooooo hard :D I may be their only fangirl too, hahaha. WHATEVER. Only the immensity of Gaz/Becks comes before them. FOOTBALL IS LOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Atleti players are so classy. They always make sure to help up whoever they tackle and they're neat with their tackling and general awesomeness. ILU ATLETI <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333
Unlike freaking Micha who just bitched out Simao despite not being involved. You used to be awesome, Micha. And then you let Mourinho get his grabby paws on you and now you're an asshat. Sigh.
Oooh looks like Joey's coming on! Someone I won't flinch at when he comes on camera!
Speaking of which- ARGH LAMPARD. NO MORE GOALS. Admittedly that was Madrid's fault, that shouldn't have gotte through. Sigh. It's okay bbs, you're MUCH PRETTIER AND CLASSIER THAN THE BLUE ENGLISH BASTARDS. ILUUUUUUUUUUUU EVEN WHEN YOU SUCK <3
Aww some curly-haired kid came on instead of Joey. JOEY PLZ. C'MON, GIVE ME SOMETHING TO NOT HATE YOU ABOUT.
Yeah, that way you don't do that is to take off the Ugly Cole and replace him with freaking Malouda. CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT???
Poor Diego has been kept quiet because they're too busy falling apart at the back to supply any balls forward. Saaaaaaad :( Kun is trying to stir things up, bless.
Ahahahaha here comes Jose Antonio Reyes! Hahahaha I forgot about you! Remember when everyone (well, mostly you) was claiming you were going to be the next big thing and then Arsenal dropped you because you're crap and you slunk back to obscurity in shame? Bahahahaha. And you just got booed by Chelsea. Snerk.
Sigh, no Joey. Why get my hopes up with him warming up on the sidelines and then give me three idiots I don't care about instead? FAIL.
Awwww Kun came close again! He went sliding past the net, hee. ILU YOU RIDICULOUS ADORABLE CREATURE.
Hahahaha some really loud fan must be close to a boom mic or something. There was a really loud 'YEEEEAH!' followed closely by a 'NOOOO!' and a bunch of unintelligible hollering. Bahahahha.
Kun is playing his little heart out!! How are you so adorable?? That's it, rile up your team and keep playing!!!!!!! ILUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow. Abramovic is sitting in a creepy shadowed box with a much younger man with large hair. You're awfully creepy, sir. I kind of love you.
Ha I keep forgetting what Kun's actual name is. They keep talking about Aguero and I go 'who?? OH WAIT.' I am always winner.
The way the Scottish commentator says Ballack makes it sound like 'bollocks'. This pleases me immensely.
Awww Uffi was called out by the ref. Probably wanted the number of his hair stylist. Hooray for magnificent Czech hair <3
Siiiiigh and Chelsea have a fourth. There was hardly any cheering, haha. Even your own fans are tired of you! Or something. Just go away.
Aww, and it looks like it was an own goal for one of the Atleti defenders. Poor love, don't beat yourself up over it <3
Well that was a sad game. Poor Atleti. I will always love you no matter how much you suck <3333333333333333333333 Now to search out some non-watermarked pics and spam the hell out of you!! :DDDDDDDDDDD