They have been underestimating my power for quite some time now.

Jan 27, 2008 10:43

This list continues to cause me great distress:

Top 20 Ugliest Footballers

1. Wayne Rooney
2. Ronaldinho
3. Carlos Tevez
4. Peter Crouch
5. Ronaldo
6. Luke Chadwick (HAHAHAHAHA! look melanittt, we were right!)
7. Robbie Fowler
8. Darren Fletcher
9. Rio Ferdinand
10. Ruud Van Nistelrooy
11. Dirk Kuyt
12. Joleon Lescott
13. Gary Neville (WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!??!?!!?)
14. Robbie Savage (hehheh, I understand, but awwww)
15. Ivan Campo
16. Robert Earnshaw
17. Phil Neville
18. Philippe Senderos
19. Paddy Kenny
20. Edwin van der Sar

Over half the list is United/former United players?! I THINK NOT. I CALL SCANDAL. THEY DID THIS POLL ENTIRELY IN LONDON, DIDN'T THEY?! BASTARDS. No srsly, are Arse fans so deluded that they think their team is prettier than ours? I MUST PROTEST. The only pretty faces of theirs I can think of are Cesc (sometimes), Robin van Persie (who I only like because of leetje), and Rosa (who isn't really all that pretty, but he's adorable SO THERE). What about the heinousness that is- well, the rest of them?! So delusional. I'm not saying that Wazza is the prettiest boy out there, but COME ON. Also, I notice how there are no Chelsea players on there. FOUL, I CRIES. (well, none that immediately jump out at me, I'm not familiar with their squad on principle, grumblegrumble) Laaaaaaaaame, says I.

Anyway. Sorry I haven't been around much. I'm kind of going through a lot right now, and I tend to hole up and ignore the world when that happens. I'm still reading the flist 'cuz I love you guys and you cheer me up, but I haven't been commenting much. Sigh. I have so much to do this term it's getting ridiculous, and they keep shoving more and more at us, seemingly until we break. Um hello, I broke last term already! Can I be excused? Stupid college. Want to be done all this and move on to internship now plz. Somehow I think recognizing obscure polyphenol structures and doing overly complicated projects with zero supervision won't be necessary skills next year (why do you think they pair us with dietitians every step of the way? I shake my head at you, stupid college. and there was much rage.). On top of all these stupid Nutrition classes, which range from extremely useful to utterly utterly pointless and irritating, I'm taking two electives which require quite a bit of work. College? You listening? I hate you. No for srs. Go away and bother me no longer. Bah.

Yes. Anyway. Pancake Week starts on the 30th, so I'm quite excited for that. I intend to make many a crazy pancake and eat nothing else until Ash Wednesday. My roommate is quite excited about it, since half of what she eats is pancakes anyway. Huzzah for pancakes, one of the best comfort foods. Yay for starch! I mean, balanced meals! Yes. That is what I mean...

I kind of love you a lot. Like a whole lot. I shall attempt to actually talk to people instead of curling up on my bed with my cats and melanittt's stuffed monkeylamb (hey, that would be perfectly normal in Avatar) and a box of tissues and sobbing over the phone to my poor mum. Yeah, we'll see how that goes. My phone bill is going to be so huge this month, hehheh... anyway, if anyone MSNs and doesn't mind having a somewhat mopey, mostly ridiculous person bothering them, add me at deathbyfruitpunch at hotmail dot com (yeah, don't ask, it's a camp thing).

Love. <3<3<3

Edit: Apparently there's a blizzard heading this way. Greeeeeeeat. Can we plz have a snow day? Plz Mr P-Mac? Plz to do something useful in your time as president? Snoooooow daaaaaaay?!

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