GFP: Champions League Commentary
11' OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THE GAME, COME TO ME RADIO COMMENTARY!
27' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. BAD BENFICA. WHYFORE YOU PLAY SO GOOD? I LOVE YOU EXCEPT WHEN WE PLAY YOU. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
30' (and on and on) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaii, why can't we score? Pleeeeeeease, I don't want to be in the Uefa Cup! I'd rather get knocked out in the knockout round than play in the Uefa Cup! Please to score, boys!
45' OMG VIDA! VIIIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! WHY AM I NOT WATCHING THIS?! *CRIES VERY HARD* BUT OMG VIDA! I HEART YOU SO!
I was looking at the Defender's Mug that Mel bought at the Megastore last year, and there was no Vida! I forgot that he only arrive in January! OMGZ, that means I didn't get to see him! Clearly I must go again! mrs_isaacs, pack your bags! We're there!
Halftime - y'know, I don't particularly care about local Manchester ads. Especially the herpes ones. Y'know?
48' STUPID RADIO, I'LL QUIT YOU!
53' Wait, who just gripped Vida's hand genially? I NEED PICTURES.
58' Uwaaaah, this commentator is insane! So overly exciteable!
60' GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2-1 FOR US! OMGYAAAAAAY! FLYING HEADER FROM THE FLYING WELSHMAN! HAHAHAHAHA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! We're through now unless Benfica comes back and scores two! I THINK WE SHALL WIN. YAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
65' Aww, baby Evra! *pets him* Don't you stay injured! But now Gaby's coming on! Gaaaaaaaaby!!!!!!!! Except why aren't they stopping play so we can bring him on?! STUPID REF I HATE YOU. GAAAAAAAAABBBYYYYYYY!
72' Here comes Darren! After this freekick by the beauteous Edwin! Daaaaaaarren! What, for Giggs?! Noooo! I suppose they're pulling him off to save him for the derby this weekend, but! Giggsyyyy!
74' LOOOOOOOOUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!!!!!! 3-1!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHYAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!! IS THIS OUR YEAR AFTER ALL?! UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
76' AND HERE COMES OLE. OOMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE FINALLY BACK! I EXPECT GOALS AND MANY SNUGGLE PICTURES WITH VIDA! DEMAAAAAAAAAAND! OLEOLEOLE HOTHOTHOT!
81' Ten minutes! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
90' YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Neville, two arms raised"! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dancedance* Oh, that was fabulous! Utterly fabulous! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!