She is a FASHION (erm) DOING PERSON.

Oct 05, 2006 12:45

Am so tired and incoherent. Wormed my way out of lab this week. Shan't see Cherith for seven whole days. Must meet with many a project supervisor in the next twenty-four hours. Must also make ridiculous amounts of pumpkin-related foods and get roaring drunk with housemates. Perhaps not roaring, as have two midterms to study for and a room to unpack the next day. And a hair appointment. But there may be America's Next Top Model involved. We know how to party.

Need Hallowe'en ideas. Considered finding giant plastic jewels and terrible blond wig and going as Becks, but will probably chicken out or be too lazy to find said things. Mel and Avi said I should go as Phil Ken Sebben, but again with the laziness factor. Did you know that Stephen Colbert did his voice? The things IMDb tells you. Bless you, o useless website of love.

I slept through Commerce. Environmental acts are so boring. And completely irrelevant to what we're doing. Why, Ms Squeaky Voiced Christmas Jumper Unable to Spell Professor, why? I would shoot you in the face or mummify you with duct tape, but I'm too sleepy. Consider yourself lucky.

Hmm, perhaps I should spend less time in this computer lab. Or maybe I'm not spending enough. That must be it. I shan't leave this room again except for the locating of the food and the emptying of the body cavities of waste. Classy, much? Ohja.

Monique the PsychoBitch has left the scene, and there was much rejoicing. I fear Melrose will take her place with her sassy platinum blonde locks and 'IMA EAT DA BEBE' face of doom. What am I talking about? No, you don't want to know. Save me from reality tv. It bites. Perhaps I should cancel the cable...

Dozens of Euro2008 qualifiers going on, and which ones do they show here? Denmark vs Northern Ireland and France vs Faroe Islands. North American broadcasting rights, I shake my head at you. I wish to do a great deal more to you involving kitchen knives and maybe a blowtorch or two, but as you are rather inanimate and not anywhere within access, I shall content myself with blowing a very large wet raspberry in your general direction. Which I do not actually know. Damn.

Adieu, chaps. Off to meet my doom. "Nice to know you".

euro2008, classes, babbling, hallowe'en

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