the Kinglet sums up Zelda II: The Adventures of Link (NES)

[ladytairngire]

Kinglet: game one: deestwoy the horse-headed guy. game two: deestwoy the poke-headed guy. game three: you have to knock the knight off his horse and deestwoy him. what’s the bad guy at the end of castle four?

Mommy: ummm, it’s the wizard guy.

Kinglet: game four: deestwoy the wizard guy. what’s the bad guy at the end of castle five?
Mommy: it’s the guy with the morning-star.

Kinglet: deestwoy the guy with the morning-star. game six: deestwoy the dragon. game seven: deestwoy the thunderbird.

Mommy: and then what happens?

Kinglet: well there are five castles in this game…