speaking of picking fights: an open letter to an old friend

[ladytairngire]

(who still doesn't know how to be one)

Let me put it this way:

I think you're a hypocrite
and a self-righteous jackass
but I understand-- you're a male
and you know how irrational men can be.

I don't see why you have to interpret that as an insult.
Just because I've been a bitch to you in the past,
you automatically think the worst of me.

Besides, it's just an opinion
and even though I don't know all the facts
deep down in your heart you know I'm right.

If you were a real friend
I could say these things to you
without you getting all pissy and, you know
hurt

I'm not ready to talk to you about it
let alone consider your feelings
but I polled my friends
and they all agree with me

I don't have these "misunderstandings" with anyone but you
so (even though I say you're the one who knows me best)
you must be the problem

not that I'm implying that you're hysterical
or anything.

GOD.
I've changed SO much...
why is it that MEN can get me so damned angry?!??!

this is your logic... right?
gosh. what was *I* thinking.