Oct 06, 2010 08:21
I cut four inches off my hair but the God-King didn't notice until I pointed it out - repeatedly.
"Oh," he said. "Well it's not very much."
"It's a third of my hair!" I cried.
"I'm a guy. I apologize for my guy-ness. If you'd lost a third of your boobs, I'da noticed!"
men,
mirror mirror,
quips,
nipples