If you want something done right...

[ladytairngire]

Lady: I still have a ton of dishes left to do. Someone go pee for me.

God-King: Okay.

[God-King leaves the room. God-King returns]

Lady: Did you pee?

God-King: Yes.

Lady: Then how come I still have to go?

God-King: Apparently your psychic plumbing is faulty.

Lady [throws down towel]: Damn it! I gotta do *everything* myself!