Eat my Cringle

[ladytairngire]

What is it about setting up for Xmas that makes men so damned cranky? YES, the tree is a chore, the storage bins are unwieldy, the lights are always a pain, etcetera, etcetera... but do you really have to pee all over my holiday spirit?

I just want to be jolly, dammit.

Don't make me break this ceramic Santa over your head.