when hippies incorporate:

Sep 27, 2008 10:23

(*Morgan = Me)

beadsidhe: I heard some chick the other night outside the back of the co-op having a huge cell phone fight.
I think she had dreads so I assumed she worked there.

*Morgan: actually we don't have any dreaded employees at the moment
crazy, i know

beadsidhe: wow!

Morgan: it's in our bylaws that we have to have some

Morgan: the chick in my novel goes to the co-op at one point (you know, because it's set in Newark) and she gets hit on by a kid with dreads

beadsidhe: nice.

Morgan: i figured it was kind of obligatory

beadsidhe: What kind of necklace is he wearing?

Morgan: uh
i didn't say
why?
what do you suggest?

beadsidhe: Because they're always wearing necklaces...
Um...a bronze buddha on a leather thong
and a shell choker.
No wait
A glass mushroom on a leather thong-
clear glass with green and blue swirls in it.

Morgan: of course!

beadsidhe: There's a 65% chance one of your customers or coworkers is wearing one of those right now!

Morgan: well i have to go get some coffee** so i'll check it out
brb

Sent at 10:14 AM on Saturday
beadsidhe: K!

Sent at 10:14 AM on Saturday
Morgan: no glass shrooms. however the Lesbian on Duty is wearing a shell necklace
and she informed me that one of our Board Members is growing dreads
I guess to fill the gap

beadsidhe: Perfect! Everything in its right place.

(** coffee = fair trade/organic)

coffee, hippies are evil. seriously., chat scripts

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