from christians to poo
(on door-to-door evangelicals)
AngelicMoron: I should answer the door naked, one of these days. "I'm prepping for the orgy! Wanna join in??"
ladytairngire: hahahha
ladytairngire: watch out, though. they might take you up on it
AngelicMoron: well, the literal meaning of orgy is more than five people without shoes or socks on...imagine their embarassment when they show up as the only ones naked!
ladytairngire: really? wow.
ladytairngire: then i've been to my share of orgies!
AngelicMoron: Me, too! They're not nearly as risque as we're taught by common culture, 'eh? *G*
ladytairngire: my mother in law used to walk barefoot through cow patties. she like the warm squishy feeling between her toes.
AngelicMoron: ...ewwwwww...
ladytairngire: heehee
AngelicMoron: Just...ew. She woulda loved our old dog, Cavendish...towards the end of his life, he'd leave these massive gifts for us at the bottom of the stairs...Chesepeke Bay Retrievers don't leave tiny piles
ladytairngire: i don't think she liked walking through dog patties. just cow.
ladytairngire: she was a farm gal, ya see.
AngelicMoron: Ahh...maybe there was a different texture. We're too city, I suppose ;-)
ladytairngire: i just asked my hubby - he doesn't think cow patties have that much of an... aroma. unlike dog patties, which, ya know, do.
AngelicMoron: Really...? What kinda patty is manuer made of, I wonder? That can get pretty...ripe.
ladytairngire: good point.
ladytairngire: hmmm.
ladytairngire: maybe it's a matter of volume.
AngelicMoron: Could be! Or what the cows eat...
ladytairngire: OH! wait...
ladytairngire: the god-king says that manure contains a lot of horse poo, plus cow poo, plus... how shall we say, wet stuff added in
ladytairngire: whereas cow patties are, like, dry, sun-warmed disks of cow poo
ladytairngire: so that's why the smell.
ladytairngire: he's so smart.
AngelicMoron: Oohhh!!
AngelicMoron: Makes sense!
AngelicMoron: Hehe...I wonder how it would be best to impliment this newfound knowlege...
ladytairngire: the god-king suggests implementing it by not falling into a trough of manure.
ladytairngire: i suppose, if given a choice, take the patties.
AngelicMoron: ...well, that's one way to learn how to swim. "OH GODS WHAT IS THIS?!"
AngelicMoron: I should answer the door naked, one of these days. "I'm prepping for the orgy! Wanna join in??"
ladytairngire: hahahha
ladytairngire: watch out, though. they might take you up on it
AngelicMoron: well, the literal meaning of orgy is more than five people without shoes or socks on...imagine their embarassment when they show up as the only ones naked!
ladytairngire: really? wow.
ladytairngire: then i've been to my share of orgies!
AngelicMoron: Me, too! They're not nearly as risque as we're taught by common culture, 'eh? *G*
ladytairngire: my mother in law used to walk barefoot through cow patties. she like the warm squishy feeling between her toes.
AngelicMoron: ...ewwwwww...
ladytairngire: heehee
AngelicMoron: Just...ew. She woulda loved our old dog, Cavendish...towards the end of his life, he'd leave these massive gifts for us at the bottom of the stairs...Chesepeke Bay Retrievers don't leave tiny piles
ladytairngire: i don't think she liked walking through dog patties. just cow.
ladytairngire: she was a farm gal, ya see.
AngelicMoron: Ahh...maybe there was a different texture. We're too city, I suppose ;-)
ladytairngire: i just asked my hubby - he doesn't think cow patties have that much of an... aroma. unlike dog patties, which, ya know, do.
AngelicMoron: Really...? What kinda patty is manuer made of, I wonder? That can get pretty...ripe.
ladytairngire: good point.
ladytairngire: hmmm.
ladytairngire: maybe it's a matter of volume.
AngelicMoron: Could be! Or what the cows eat...
ladytairngire: OH! wait...
ladytairngire: the god-king says that manure contains a lot of horse poo, plus cow poo, plus... how shall we say, wet stuff added in
ladytairngire: whereas cow patties are, like, dry, sun-warmed disks of cow poo
ladytairngire: so that's why the smell.
ladytairngire: he's so smart.
AngelicMoron: Oohhh!!
AngelicMoron: Makes sense!
AngelicMoron: Hehe...I wonder how it would be best to impliment this newfound knowlege...
ladytairngire: the god-king suggests implementing it by not falling into a trough of manure.
ladytairngire: i suppose, if given a choice, take the patties.
AngelicMoron: ...well, that's one way to learn how to swim. "OH GODS WHAT IS THIS?!"