A little oxygen for the rest of you
I have recently been told by someone "in the know" that I am "a complete waste of fucking oxygen". This has prompted me to deep introspection for atleast two minutes. I feel bad that my continuing habit of breathing may be depriving a more deserving person of oxygen. Therefore, I am going to - call me an idealist- give something back. I am going to plant a tree. I am hoping to offset my waste by giving the world an oxygen producing product and thereby making up for my existence.
On a slightly different note, when did oxygen take up fucking? I was not aware molecules could do this, though I have seen the occassional molecule sized penis. I don't believe with all the plants around freely producing oxygen that oxygen should be so promiscuous. What is going to happen when we have an over population of oxygen? Then all KINDS of worthless people will be running around wasting all sorts of oxygen and laughing the laugh of the truely carefree.
Well, have a good day, and try to remember to hold your breath if you truely do not deserve to breathe. Or plant a tree.