Ghetto???
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:02 am
THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY ANYTHING IN THIS QUESTIONNAIRE, SKIP IT. OTHERWISE, BUCK UP AND HAVE FUN.
The following is a questionnaire to determine the quality of ghetto that you possess. For every question you answer with a YES, give yourself two (2) points. At the end of the questionnaire, add you score and find out what category of ghetto are you. Send this quiz to everybody you know and
use your score as the subject.
* 0-20 points - You live in the suburbs and have never made a trip to the ghetto
* 22-60 points - You live in the suburbs but previously lived in the ghetto
* 62-100 points - You live in the ghetto but tried to be proper
* 102 + points - You are GHETTO FABULOUS
Do you now/Have you ever:
1. Reside in government housing (projects)? Yes...well use too. lol we moved on up
2. Use a jelly jar as a drinking glass? Yes
3. Have reusable grease on your stove in a tin can? Yes but we never reused it...that's just nasty
4. Living room furniture covered in plastic? No
5. Use duct tape to hold the batteries in place on the remote control? Yes
6. Use a hanger as a TV antenna? Yes
7. Use the burners on the stove as heat? Yes
8. Refer to the refrigerator as an icebox? No
9. Wore hair rollers in a public place? Yes, I forgot to take them out
10. Had a nickname such as "Boo-Boo", "Pooh", "Stank", "Junebug"? Yes, my nickname is Boop
11. Dropped food and kissed it up to God? Nah
12. Refer to the wind as "the hawk"? No
13. Used the following terms: what-chu-ma-call-it, thing-a-ma-jig, what's-her-face, and what's-her-name? Yes
14. Wear colored contacts? No
15. Eat cough drops for the Hell of it? Lol Yes
16. Eat chitterlings? No, who eats pig intestents
17. Had a stuffed animal in the dashboard or rear window of your vehicle? Yes
18. Played Punchinella, Red Light Green Light, or Mother May I? Yes, why is that considerd ghetto
19. Played Hide & Go Freak? No
20. Been beaten with an extension cord or in the bathtub? No but with a switch yes
21. Used a milk crate as a basketball goal? Yes
22. Drive around with your music blasting to draw attention? No
23. Know the dance to "Tootsie Roll" or "The Butt"? Yes
24. Used food stamps? No
25. Know the lyrics to "Doo Doo Brown"? Yes, who doesn't know that
26. Have a name ends in the suffix -isha, -qua, or -tra? No
27. Use dishwashing liquid as bubble bath? Yes
28. Had a pool party using the water from the fire hydrant? No
29. Wore Rugged Outback or XJ 900 shoes? No
30. Pronounce ambulance as "ambalamps"? No
31. Pronounce library as "lieberry"? Yes
32. Pronounce street as "skreet"? No
33. Pronounce wait a minute as "wayment"? No
34. Pronounce that sure is as "showliz"? Yes
35. Refer to the police as "Five-O", "Po-Po", or "One-Time"? No
36. Use pots to control roof leaks? Yes, we use to back in the day at grandma's
37. Clean your ears with bobby pins or ink pen caps? No
38. Called your parents by their first names? No
39. Add -ed or -t to words already in past tense (tooked, light-skinneded, kilt)? Yes
40. Pronounce specific as "pacific"? No
41. Eat Moon Pies, Sugarbabies, Chick-O-Stix, or Now 'N' Later? Yes, all very good
42. drink malt liquor. Yes, one time though
43. Eat Kool-Aid out of the package? No
44. Drove a car with bullet holes in it? Yes
45. Sing in the window fan? Yes, that bring back some memories.
46. Had to pick out the switch for your own whipping? Yes
47. Played Throw Up Tackle? No
48. Set the alarm on your pager so when it went off, everybody would think you got a page? No
49. Chew ice? Yes, all the time
50. Wrap presents in newspaper? No, that's just to ghetto
51. Wore a shower cap and house shoes to the grocery store? No
52. Record over previously recorded cassette tapes? Yes
53. Gotten a whipping from your friend's parents? No
54. Had words or shapes cut in your hair? No
55. Threw old sneakers on the power lines? No
56. Had an Easter outfit? Yes, why is that ghetto
57. Said "Talk to the hand". Yes
58. Get smart with figures of authority (school principal, police, parents) when you know you're wrong? Yes
59. Bought clothes for a party and returned them the next day? No
60. have a name that begins with the prefix Ta'-, Sha', or La'? No
61. Wore tube socks with dress shoes? No
62. Drove around with a donut on your car more than 14 days? No
63. Took a picture in front of somebody else's car and fronted like it was yours? No
64. Sanitized a dropped pacifier by sucking on it? No
65. Used the word 'nem in reference to a group of people? Yes
66. Ate cereal out of a cup? Yes
67. Used paper as a dustpan? Lol Yes
68. Ran a race in the street barefooted? Yes
69. Have a candy lady in your neighborhood? Yes
70. Refer to Now 'N' Later as "Nighladers"? Yes
71. Used Tussy? Yes
72. Dialed *69 and asked "Did you just call here"? No
73. Used "z" at the end of words (wayz, dayz)? No
74. Have or know anybody who has a nickname of one word said twice (Ray-Ray, Nee-Nee)? Yes
75. Went outside in your night clothes every time the fire truck came
through your neighborhood? Yes
Lol, that mess had me rollin'. Either we use to or we are still doing something on that list. My score was 80 which puts me in the catagory of...62-100 points - You live in the ghetto but tried to be proper. LOL I believe in my last post I called my cousin that and I guess I am too.
THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY ANYTHING IN THIS QUESTIONNAIRE, SKIP IT. OTHERWISE, BUCK UP AND HAVE FUN.
The following is a questionnaire to determine the quality of ghetto that you possess. For every question you answer with a YES, give yourself two (2) points. At the end of the questionnaire, add you score and find out what category of ghetto are you. Send this quiz to everybody you know and
use your score as the subject.
* 0-20 points - You live in the suburbs and have never made a trip to the ghetto
* 22-60 points - You live in the suburbs but previously lived in the ghetto
* 62-100 points - You live in the ghetto but tried to be proper
* 102 + points - You are GHETTO FABULOUS
Do you now/Have you ever:
1. Reside in government housing (projects)? Yes...well use too. lol we moved on up
2. Use a jelly jar as a drinking glass? Yes
3. Have reusable grease on your stove in a tin can? Yes but we never reused it...that's just nasty
4. Living room furniture covered in plastic? No
5. Use duct tape to hold the batteries in place on the remote control? Yes
6. Use a hanger as a TV antenna? Yes
7. Use the burners on the stove as heat? Yes
8. Refer to the refrigerator as an icebox? No
9. Wore hair rollers in a public place? Yes, I forgot to take them out
10. Had a nickname such as "Boo-Boo", "Pooh", "Stank", "Junebug"? Yes, my nickname is Boop
11. Dropped food and kissed it up to God? Nah
12. Refer to the wind as "the hawk"? No
13. Used the following terms: what-chu-ma-call-it, thing-a-ma-jig, what's-her-face, and what's-her-name? Yes
14. Wear colored contacts? No
15. Eat cough drops for the Hell of it? Lol Yes
16. Eat chitterlings? No, who eats pig intestents
17. Had a stuffed animal in the dashboard or rear window of your vehicle? Yes
18. Played Punchinella, Red Light Green Light, or Mother May I? Yes, why is that considerd ghetto
19. Played Hide & Go Freak? No
20. Been beaten with an extension cord or in the bathtub? No but with a switch yes
21. Used a milk crate as a basketball goal? Yes
22. Drive around with your music blasting to draw attention? No
23. Know the dance to "Tootsie Roll" or "The Butt"? Yes
24. Used food stamps? No
25. Know the lyrics to "Doo Doo Brown"? Yes, who doesn't know that
26. Have a name ends in the suffix -isha, -qua, or -tra? No
27. Use dishwashing liquid as bubble bath? Yes
28. Had a pool party using the water from the fire hydrant? No
29. Wore Rugged Outback or XJ 900 shoes? No
30. Pronounce ambulance as "ambalamps"? No
31. Pronounce library as "lieberry"? Yes
32. Pronounce street as "skreet"? No
33. Pronounce wait a minute as "wayment"? No
34. Pronounce that sure is as "showliz"? Yes
35. Refer to the police as "Five-O", "Po-Po", or "One-Time"? No
36. Use pots to control roof leaks? Yes, we use to back in the day at grandma's
37. Clean your ears with bobby pins or ink pen caps? No
38. Called your parents by their first names? No
39. Add -ed or -t to words already in past tense (tooked, light-skinneded, kilt)? Yes
40. Pronounce specific as "pacific"? No
41. Eat Moon Pies, Sugarbabies, Chick-O-Stix, or Now 'N' Later? Yes, all very good
42. drink malt liquor. Yes, one time though
43. Eat Kool-Aid out of the package? No
44. Drove a car with bullet holes in it? Yes
45. Sing in the window fan? Yes, that bring back some memories.
46. Had to pick out the switch for your own whipping? Yes
47. Played Throw Up Tackle? No
48. Set the alarm on your pager so when it went off, everybody would think you got a page? No
49. Chew ice? Yes, all the time
50. Wrap presents in newspaper? No, that's just to ghetto
51. Wore a shower cap and house shoes to the grocery store? No
52. Record over previously recorded cassette tapes? Yes
53. Gotten a whipping from your friend's parents? No
54. Had words or shapes cut in your hair? No
55. Threw old sneakers on the power lines? No
56. Had an Easter outfit? Yes, why is that ghetto
57. Said "Talk to the hand". Yes
58. Get smart with figures of authority (school principal, police, parents) when you know you're wrong? Yes
59. Bought clothes for a party and returned them the next day? No
60. have a name that begins with the prefix Ta'-, Sha', or La'? No
61. Wore tube socks with dress shoes? No
62. Drove around with a donut on your car more than 14 days? No
63. Took a picture in front of somebody else's car and fronted like it was yours? No
64. Sanitized a dropped pacifier by sucking on it? No
65. Used the word 'nem in reference to a group of people? Yes
66. Ate cereal out of a cup? Yes
67. Used paper as a dustpan? Lol Yes
68. Ran a race in the street barefooted? Yes
69. Have a candy lady in your neighborhood? Yes
70. Refer to Now 'N' Later as "Nighladers"? Yes
71. Used Tussy? Yes
72. Dialed *69 and asked "Did you just call here"? No
73. Used "z" at the end of words (wayz, dayz)? No
74. Have or know anybody who has a nickname of one word said twice (Ray-Ray, Nee-Nee)? Yes
75. Went outside in your night clothes every time the fire truck came
through your neighborhood? Yes
Lol, that mess had me rollin'. Either we use to or we are still doing something on that list. My score was 80 which puts me in the catagory of...62-100 points - You live in the ghetto but tried to be proper. LOL I believe in my last post I called my cousin that and I guess I am too.