They took my boyfriend, now they want me

[ladysusan118]

Ha! I just checked the mail for today. Turns out the Army Reserve wants ME! "Stay in school and earn money from boots." "120 Careers to choose from." "You'll have real-life experience and an experience of a lifetime." They also suggest ROTC, my path to becoming an officer. I bet I'd fit in real well.
How do PhD students of Medieval Literature get on these mailing lists, anyway?