Hey, I'm slowly working myself up to actual real content here...
Put the following in the order in which they occurred for you:
Get married
Buy a house (condo/TH)
Get Pregnant
Have baby #1
Have baby #2
Have baby #3
Have baby #4
Graduate college
Graduate high school
Meet significant other
Meet who you hoped was your significant other but wasn’t
Move out of parent’s house for good
Start college
Become gainfully employed
Buy a car
Get drunk for the first time
Get a cell phone
Get divorced
My version:
Meet who you hoped was your significant other but wasn’t
Graduate high school
Start university
Move out of parents’ house for good
Buy a car
Graduate university
Get married
Become gainfully employed
Buy a house
Start university (again)
Get pregnant
Have baby #1
Get pregnant
Have baby #2
Get divorced
Get a cell phone