You're asking for it!
Yes, he is. My dear countryman Chicharito Hernández is asking for it.
Really, he's just making it so easy for me.
He's SO ASKING TO BE SLASHED.
With Roo, who else?
Read here. Si lo quieren en español, mi idioma natal, vean acá.
Try to contradict me after the "our relationship is perfect" bit.
Burn in jealousy, Cristiano Ronaldo.
(Sometimes fic world gets scarily real, dudes.)