Comic!! Well, close to it...
A story with pics!! Yaaaay!
Pairing: Goes like this: Wayne/Cris, Wayne/Berba, ChichaRoo, and Vida/Berba.
Rating: Nothing bad. Perhaps PG-13 for... suggestive images.
Disclaimer: I invented the stories and stole the images.
Summary: Love and loss in United.
Special thanks: rdjfan4614who hangs out with me and thinks dirty things with ChichaRoo. Hope you like this!
There was once a boy named Wayne Rooney. He played football at Manchester United.
He was in love with another boy. A pretty boy named Cristiano Ronaldo.
Perhaps too much in love. Exhibitionists.
Their relationship was perfect...
Until Cris left him to go to Real Madrid...
And broke Wayne's heart with another man: Kaká.
Wayne, of course, was devastated, but he knew he had to move on.
So he decided to try his luck with a SEXY Bulgarian transfer: Dimi Berbatov. (Look, sexy!)
And Berba fell in love with him.
In fact, he was so much in love he took Wayne everywhere.
Yet, Wayne was thoughtful. He liked Dimi, but he wasn't in love with him. His heart still belonged to Cris...
Until he met the new transfer: a Mexican kid whose nickname was Chicharito. Nice smile, sweet kid...
He didn't have to try very hard. It was love at first sight. For both.
In fact, Berba was left out of the hug, see?
So Rooney and Chicharito were in love...
And Dimi was sad.
But there was a hot man who had seen Dimi. No, I don't mean the sex god goalkeeper behind him. I mean those lovely abs. Nemanja Vidic had seen Dimi.
Dimi discovered he and Vida had things in common. Eastern Europe, for example.
So he said, why not?
So now Vida and Dimi are happy together...
Roo and Chicha are happy...
And Cris is... er. Happy with whoever he seduces at Madrid.
The End!
Pairing: Goes like this: Wayne/Cris, Wayne/Berba, ChichaRoo, and Vida/Berba.
Rating: Nothing bad. Perhaps PG-13 for... suggestive images.
Disclaimer: I invented the stories and stole the images.
Summary: Love and loss in United.
Special thanks: rdjfan4614who hangs out with me and thinks dirty things with ChichaRoo. Hope you like this!
There was once a boy named Wayne Rooney. He played football at Manchester United.
He was in love with another boy. A pretty boy named Cristiano Ronaldo.
Perhaps too much in love. Exhibitionists.
Their relationship was perfect...
Until Cris left him to go to Real Madrid...
And broke Wayne's heart with another man: Kaká.
Wayne, of course, was devastated, but he knew he had to move on.
So he decided to try his luck with a SEXY Bulgarian transfer: Dimi Berbatov. (Look, sexy!)
And Berba fell in love with him.
In fact, he was so much in love he took Wayne everywhere.
Yet, Wayne was thoughtful. He liked Dimi, but he wasn't in love with him. His heart still belonged to Cris...
Until he met the new transfer: a Mexican kid whose nickname was Chicharito. Nice smile, sweet kid...
He didn't have to try very hard. It was love at first sight. For both.
In fact, Berba was left out of the hug, see?
So Rooney and Chicharito were in love...
And Dimi was sad.
But there was a hot man who had seen Dimi. No, I don't mean the sex god goalkeeper behind him. I mean those lovely abs. Nemanja Vidic had seen Dimi.
Dimi discovered he and Vida had things in common. Eastern Europe, for example.
So he said, why not?
So now Vida and Dimi are happy together...
Roo and Chicha are happy...
And Cris is... er. Happy with whoever he seduces at Madrid.
The End!