Well, neither my built-in webcam (stupid Dell) nor my camera phone (stupid AT&T) actually, you know, takes pictures, but I steal
mrmoonpants' camera phone and play along with the meme:
Take a picture of yourself right now.
Don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair...just take a picture.
Post that picture with NO editing. (Except maybe to get the image size down to something reasonable.)
Post these instructions with your picture.
Forget the MySpace angle, man, I held that phone two feet above my head. I'm allowed to cheat; the rest of you are naturally attractive.