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What happens when someone in the office get a shiny new phone, complete with shiny new answering machine:
"Hi, this is **** from **** calling in regard to the new document, especially in regard to section 14, paragraph C, past A, notion II and what it means to your classroom. Could you be please re-read the whole document again and let us know how you intend on changing your teaching habits to comply"
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"Um, hi, do you um, drive a silver hatch? I, uh, got your number from the front office because, um, well, I had a bit of an accident. Um, thought I'd let you know, good luck driving it home!"
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"Hello, this is 'Paula' from the John West company. I've just been making calls to your area in regards to a recent salmon containation that we've unforturnately been unable to handle in our system. This is just a courtsey call to ask you not to eat any tuna for the next week due to a gut rot disease that you may catch. Thank you".
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"Oooh, hiiii, you come! You come test our new product for free. You come, come now, it cheap, it tasty. You like, you like! Be here, tonight, you test, you try, you buy!"
"Hi, this is **** from **** calling in regard to the new document, especially in regard to section 14, paragraph C, past A, notion II and what it means to your classroom. Could you be please re-read the whole document again and let us know how you intend on changing your teaching habits to comply"
.....
"Um, hi, do you um, drive a silver hatch? I, uh, got your number from the front office because, um, well, I had a bit of an accident. Um, thought I'd let you know, good luck driving it home!"
.....
"Hello, this is 'Paula' from the John West company. I've just been making calls to your area in regards to a recent salmon containation that we've unforturnately been unable to handle in our system. This is just a courtsey call to ask you not to eat any tuna for the next week due to a gut rot disease that you may catch. Thank you".
.....
"Oooh, hiiii, you come! You come test our new product for free. You come, come now, it cheap, it tasty. You like, you like! Be here, tonight, you test, you try, you buy!"