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Mary: Animal services. How can I help you?
Lady: I have a question. My son keeps peeing in the cat box. Is there a law against that?
Mary: No… none that I know of.
Lady: I had a similar problem with my daughter, but I have a restraining order against her. Of course, I have one against my son too, but he needs my help right now.
Mary: Well, I am not sure what this has to do with animal services…
Lady: Well, my cat gets upset when he pees in the box, and then he poops on the bed.
Mary:…….
(conversation progresses, talking about her son’s peeing habits)
Mary: Ma’am, I think you and your whole family need to seek professional mental help.
Lady: Really? Because that’s what the police told me too!
Lady: I have a question. My son keeps peeing in the cat box. Is there a law against that?
Mary: No… none that I know of.
Lady: I had a similar problem with my daughter, but I have a restraining order against her. Of course, I have one against my son too, but he needs my help right now.
Mary: Well, I am not sure what this has to do with animal services…
Lady: Well, my cat gets upset when he pees in the box, and then he poops on the bed.
Mary:…….
(conversation progresses, talking about her son’s peeing habits)
Mary: Ma’am, I think you and your whole family need to seek professional mental help.
Lady: Really? Because that’s what the police told me too!